Stinky Slippers
Jake   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Level
71
Steam Summer Adventure 2014 - Purple Team
100 XP
 
 
I have legit had mental breakdowns and panic attacks because of printers. In high school, I would do everything in my power to avoid printing at home, but there'd be some days where it would just be unavoidable and I'd have to use our printer at home. Now, I don't know what the deal is with printers or why they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate me so much, maybe I insulted the printer's mother at some point, but I have broken brand new printers just by touching them. That's it. Just by touching them at it happens every. single. damn. time I try to use the printer at home. My mom can plug in a printer and it works just fine, my sister, my dad uses it and nothing happens. But these things smell fear, I'm telling you. The moment I approach the printer everything decides to fail at once. I honestly have no idea what it is, it's like a curse and then we have no choice but to get a new printer every time I use the one at home. I cannot tell you how many printers we have gone through, but I remember one night I just snapped. I had to do a project on short notice (teacher's fault, otherwise I definitely would've done everything to avoid using the home printer). It was like around midnight and I had to have it printed for tomorrow first period. Guess what? The printer breaks and so do I. The next 30min - an hour was my mom having woke up and trying to calm me down because I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea what happened but I was screaming and crying and ♥♥♥♥ like printers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ evil man like I really don't understand why every time I even touch our printer it magically breaks. Literally anywhere other than home, like at school or a library I can use the printer and not have to worry. But at home or at a friend's house I will be in raving fear lest I accidentally brush up against a printer because God knows I may have activated a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Decepticon with my all-spark genes or some ♥♥♥♥ and it'll come to life at night and murder my family, and my grade. I really hate printers, man.

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Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi (Sonny Digital)
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You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
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Smokin' weed, you know I'm gettin' high, you know it calm my nerves
Trappin' hard, pumpin' non-stop, the bag I had to earn
You can try, but you might fail again, you know you never learn
Came in with a bottle, I was trippin'
And I took a couple shots and now I'm dizzy
It got me burning up, burning up
Insides burning up, burning up (Yeah)
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
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She like a little red (Uh), in her stilettos (Yeah)
Anytime you live (Uh), out in the ghetto (Yeah)
You try to duck the feds (Uh), they need to let go
Came in with a bottle, I was trippin'
And I took a couple shots, it got me dizzy
It got me burning up, burning up
Insides burning up, burning up (Yeah)
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi
1942, I take you back in that 'Rari
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Ñ 9 Jul @ 12:38am 
Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.

... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.
Balboni 25 Jan @ 1:39pm 
Gaming has changed. It's no longer about players, unlocks, or enjoyment. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by corporations and players. Gaming - and its false promise of finished games - has become a profit machine. Gaming has changed. DLC packs, Players buy un-finished games, use online transactions. energy drinks inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. micro transactions control. useless DLC bundle control, player control. Gaming control. Everything is half assed and kept under control. Gaming has changed.
Balboni 24 Jan @ 9:33am 
+rep good rocket league trader
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+rep pretty good player
BrilliantBastard 21 Oct, 2023 @ 2:54am 
A cowardly nobody. I killed his partner, and he immediately ran away. Didn't even try to save XD
Nym 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:57am 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~