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1 person found this review helpful
311.0 hrs on record (39.6 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
X Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ ANSI quality

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Outstanding
X Awesome
☐ Good
☐ It‘s OK
☐ Meh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just… don‘t

---{Audio}---
X Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Pre-Teens
☐ Teens
☐ Young Adults
X Adults
☐ The Elderly
☐ Non-Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run Paint.exe
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
X Fast
☐ Oh dear…
☐ NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just hit the Enter key like a Feeder Bar
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
X Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Time to go on your journey with the ring, Frodo…

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
X Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn’t necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
X Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
X Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
X Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Get it on sale if possible

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
X Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 15 July, 2024.
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4.4 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Love it
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
63.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
I noticed the drag on the graphics like everyone else... but honestly, for me, the issue is the sewer connections. I can't stand how they connect (or don't). Drives me insane. When it gets fixed, I'll change my recommendation.
Posted 26 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.7 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
X Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ ANSI quality

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Outstanding
☐ Awesome
X Good
☐ It‘s OK
☐ Meh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just… don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
X Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Pre-Teens
X Teens
X Young Adults
X Adults
X The Elderly
X Non-Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run Paint.exe
☐ Potato
X Decent
X Fast
☐ Oh dear…
☐ NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just hit the Enter key like a Feeder Bar
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
X Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Time to go on your journey with the ring, Frodo…

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn’t necessary to progress
X Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
X Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
X Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
X Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Get it on sale if possible

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
X Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 19 June, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
21.9 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
The Game is outstanding. If only the writers in Hollywood were up to the task, they could actually make a good movie out of this.
Posted 10 February, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
10.5 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
x Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ ANSI quality

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Outstanding
☐ Awesome
x Good
☐ It‘s OK
☐ Meh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just… don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
x Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Pre-Teens
☐ Teens
☐ Young Adults
x Adults
☐ The Elderly
☐ Non-Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run Paint.exe
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
x Fast
☐ Oh dear…
☐ ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just hit the Enter key like a Feeder Bar
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
x Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Time to go on your journey with the ring, Frodo…

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn’t necessary to progress
x Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
x Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
x Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
x Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Get it on sale if possible

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
x Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 4 November, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
33.3 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
X Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ ANSI quality

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Outstanding
X Awesome
☐ Good
☐ It‘s OK
☐ Meh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just… don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
X Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Pre-Teens
☐ Teens
X Young Adults
X Adults
☐ The Elderly
☐ Non-Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run Paint.exe
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
X Fast
☐ Oh dear…
☐ NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just hit the Enter key like a Feeder Bar
X Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Time to go on your journey with the ring, Frodo…

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn’t necessary to progress
X Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
X Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
X Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
X Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Get it on sale if possible

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
X Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 24 October, 2022.
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26 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
13.9 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
X Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ ANSI quality

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Outstanding
X Awesome
☐ Good
☐ It‘s OK
☐ Meh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just… don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
X Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
X Pre-Teens
X Teens
X Young Adults
X Adults
X The Elderly
☐ Non-Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run Paint.exe
☐ Potato
X Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Oh dear…
☐ NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just hit the Enter key like a Feeder Bar
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
X Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Time to go on your journey with the ring, Frodo…

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn’t necessary to progress
X Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
X Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
X Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
X Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Get it on sale if possible

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
X Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 27 July, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is fantastic!
Posted 27 June, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
11.6 hrs on record
A nice game with a lot of potential. The only thing I don't like is how they have the 'city' setup. Its almost pointless in my opinion. Better to just concentrate on the cooking / business that you are running. In all though, there have been a number of times that I was playing and didn't realize how much time passed. Tricky little game! It's worth the price, and it is very enjoyable.
Posted 30 March, 2022.
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