Recent reviews by ʔ Quatefacio Odeon-Somnium

Exactly what 2021 needed.

"It's like 60 Minutes on acid"
A game if ULTRAKILL and Hotline Miami had a child but grown up the way they did not expect to be.
My advise if you are losing constantly, you didn't have the music loud enough.
...I wonder how will Gaspar Noé react to this game.
Ending with a serious note, I strongly recommend this game to everyone.

Technologically, Garbo port.

Aim Lab is an excellent (or even the best) starting point for people who never tried aim trainer and those who dosen't know what you can benefit from getting better at aiming. To note some of them, firstly it is satifying to able to hit a bullseye more which leads to stress reduction, secondly the losing streak and less frequent - "Okay, that's enough for this game today" situations. lastly (for aim labs), why the hell not!? Its free and we love improving! This is a must for any FPS gamer or any other genre that is mouse intensive!

10/10 Elon Musk

Great story, god awful combat, for god's sake play it on easy difficulty. at least that way you can mitigate one of the rotten aspect of this game. What you can't mitigate is Mako, oh god is it awful.

Immersion done extremely well.

Metal Gear Solid without Metal Gear Solid.
great game.

"Society is a Joke" The Game

Running With Scissors for life.

First of all its not a godawful game, and its very playable.
The environment detail is quite nice, the ideas of combined weapons and combos are very nice,
but jesus christ the weapon balance is not there. I Played the game on nightmare difficulty so I might have deviating points from other difficulties.
ok so the shotgun does not have sufficient dps to head on waves but the melee (swirly swirly) secondary can easily beat wave upon waves with absolutely no ammo waste, theres no cool down when striked upon point blank range so it become rapid fire mike tyson's straight right. Also the explosives and the soul catcher's combo of possesing enemies is waaaay over powered, making the other weapons obsolete.
Not only some of the weapons are OP, theres even tarot cards (a power up item you can use once whenever you can for becoming a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tyrant) and bunny hopping for ♥♥♥♥ all of maneuver tactics, making the game easy as playing educational games as an adult. but then theres the boss fights, which is famous being difficult to make em good in
FPS genre, in this game it nailed it absolutely side ways. Its just plain tedious and repetitive, do this, then do that, now the boss can receive damage, repeat.
This game also fails to deliver any drama whatsoever through the cutscenes, its just shouldn't even exist. they should have done Half life style cutscenes rather than wasting budget by making sloppy motion capture no-one-gives-a-♥♥♥♥ movie.
seriously they need to fire the writer (this is a far future review so maybe he/she/it already is)
you can't even skip the cutscenes unless its the second try after an game over.

Other notes about the game that I didn't fixed it into a sentence:
Heavy Metal Kinda satisfying gun play satisfying god mode (rampage? Im not going to reinstalled the game just to know what its called, sorry) clearly not enough play test or no love induced REPETITIVE very scenic managed to glitch the sniper thingy by shooting the secondly fire while looking through the scope
IMO I hate games where you have to beat the game once to unlock the
highest difficulty (that includes metalgearsolid series) straggler compass is really really good
by collecting souls you can get up to 300HP theres not much on the wiki page, thats how much its loved

I gave up half way making this review like the game itself.

TLDR
Overall cheap experience.
This game is a 3.5/10 to me.
I rather use the time to play serious sam.
John St John is promiscuous.