Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so
much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


3 guys are in a cafe

one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!

another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!

last one says: ive got the smallest ♥♥♥♥ of the world!

the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!

second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!

last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!