บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย Snake Powerforce

When i bought this game i didn't realize that i was going to be taken into the Mind of an Emotionally Abused Transgendered Emo who listens to Screamo who's favorite Pass-Time Activities include;

• Carving Anarchy symbols into the Palm of it's Hand with a Ball-Point Pen so it can get some Creds down at the Local Hot-Topic

• Listening to Old Recordings from Dead Presidents and Somehow thinks it's Relevant to it's Mind-F*ck

• Fantasizing about Killing Voodoo Dolls in a World Covered by Writing that looks like it was Scribbled onto every Surface by an Out of Control Toddler using MS Paint

• Thinking that saying "F*ck You" and Slitting it's Wrists is Avant Garde while only seeming Edgy to Home-Schooled 5 year old Squeakers who play Minecraft

But in all Seriousness though i'm someone who loves Tumbling down the Rabbit hole into Twisted Dimensions and Dreams and into Strange Fantasy Worlds that would make you go "WTF" but this Game is One Mind-F*ck i don't want to Tumble Down into

i would say that this game is one of the only games i've played were i would rather have the Main Character Slit it's Emo Wrists and Die and Let the Voodoo Dolls and Radioactive Waste Cleaners Clean up this Mind-F*ck which Seems like it's what they're trying to do, then to continue to Suffer Playing this game any longer

Out of 10 Slit Wrists i'd Rate Suffer:




The One Slit Wrist was from Me after i played this Game

"Sharpshooter3D is a Boot Stompin' Krokodil Crack Head Burnin' World Savin' Hell of a Good Time"

- Snakey P


The World was in an Era of Peace and Progress and the only sounds that broke the calmness of the Day were Birds happily Singing and Hammers Pounding as Construction Workers completed frame after frame of Steel Tower that seemed almost like standing monuments to humanities Success, That was Until One Day a Moan that sounded like it was Queefed out of a Cancerous Vãgina echoed through the Cityscape for the First Time

The Moan was the likes of which no one had ever Heard before in any City anywhere, This New Drug that would escalate the fall of Civilization is known to Law Enforcement as "Krokidil Crack Cocaine" but known on the streets as "KC" and most facetiously Labeled by the Scum who sell it as "KC Sunshine"

The First Moan was just the First stage of an evolution phase that will evolve into a Parasitic Force that will overtake the minds of the people and turn them into Skin Picking Twitchies that try to Eat your Face Off as they Twitch, and Claw at Their Scabby Bunghole's because they got an Never-Ending itch

After the "First Moaning" as things changed from Bad to Worse a Rag-Tag gang of Punk-Rockers and Non-Racist Skinhead's called "Sharps" were the only one's Took to the Streets to Bring the Party to the Twitchies That Rag-Tag crew managed to Cut off the Head of the Hive Before it Could Evolve and spread it's Poop crusted Claws Across the Globe...

Now it's Clean Up Time!

That was just my little Parody of what Sharpshooter3D is about Seeing how Sharpshooter3D's Story isn't really that coherent so you could use your imagination a lot for this Game

Sharpshooter 3D is more about having fun Lighting Krokodil Crack Heads on Fire with Molotov Cocktails and Stabbing Nazi Occultists from Hell through the Temple with an Electric Drill Which was all i was Ever looking for when i Purchased this Game to Begin With

• Sharpshooter3D is quite a cheap Price even for "Sale Pirates" such as myself, i got this Game on sale when it was first released but i wouldn't mind Paying full price for it

• The Combat and Enemies, The combat is really fun and Smooth and you can throw anything you can pick up and The Enemies have made me laugh on more than one occasion like this Guy who lives in a Bathroom Stall and he chases you around with his pants down around his ankles as He Picks his Bunghole

• The Music in Sharpshooter3D is a Mix between Punk Rock, Ska, and Strange Russian Rock Music that's sung by a Woman who Sounds like she could Kick your Ass but i really like it and a few songs got stuck in my Head and they are Fun to listen to when you are busy throwing Beer Bottles at Krokodil Crack Heads Balls

• The Only real Notable Gripe i can Say About Sharpshooter3D in lieu of all the things i mentioned above is that Rarely if you open a Door it gets stuck Half way through opening because an Enemy is Standing Behind it and then somehow you take damage just by trying to open the door that got Stuck

When you Throw a Molotov Cocktail in the Middle of a Rumble Between ANTIFA vs. Neo-Nazi's and then everyone Fighting in the Rumble Catches on Fire that's when You'll know that this Game is For You

9.0 out of 10

"What gives someone the Authority to Take a Man's Life?, The Judgement of the Lord is the Highest Authority of All..."

"The Multiplayer in Call of Juarez is like a Gunslinging Roller Coaster Ride into Death"

In my opinion the first two "Call of Juarez" games are the best Western set FPS games ever made

I've played the Entire "Call of Juarez" franchise across Multiple Platforms including XB360, PS3 and Steam and I feel like the first two COJ games were ahead of their time employing techniques of gameplay that were unique at the time in a rather stagnant marketplace

I remember when This game first came out on the XB360 i was seduced like a sailor by it the moment i fired up the disc and it bull-whipped it's way into my heart

the Campaign is Top Notch but what i've always loved about the first two COJ games and what made them have such a special place in my Heart is the Multiplayer Aspect while everyone was drinking MT. Dew and eating hot pockets while playing "Call of Duty 4" and "Halo 3" i was drinking Tequila and eating Nachos while shooting the Sombreros off Pistolerõs in "Call of Juarez"


My Final Assessment...

To me nothing is more fun than hopping around in a Deathmatch like a Mexican Jumping Bean while wielding a Six Shooter and getting your Sombrero blown off by a Cheeki Breeki screaming Russian because it takes 10 seconds to reload your Piece

9.4 out of 10

This is the Game you've been Looking for all Along - Snakey P

"Amid Evil" is a game about an Epic Warrior who's been chosen and summoned by the Gods to the "Land of the Gods" to purify the realm of the Evil taint and restore order to a corrupted world.

"Amid Evil" is the best early access game that i've played on steam i haven't completed the game yet but i can still say that with certainty and even though the game is still in early access it feels like a finished polished product that was definitely worth the $20 i paid for it in fact i would pay more if the devs were to come out with some DLC or most of all an "Expansion Pack" like we used to have in the golden era of gaming in the mid 90's and early 2000's.

if the devs were to make their next game like Amid Evil but make it a open world RPG with a loot system everyone will be like the Elder Scrolls who? because there is one thing that all the Elder Scrolls games were lacking which was good combat.

One of the features of Amid Evil i enjoy the most are the refreshing weaponry in the game my favorite weapon so far is the "Celestial Claw" which shoots out Planets yeah you read that correctly Planets here is the in game description for the weapon;

"Created by the Archmage of chaos; it pulls random Planets from their position in Time and Space, then Shrinks them down to a Size so that they can be Launched at Foes. A truly deadly weapon."

I enjoy everything about "Amid Evil" from the epic Soundtrack to the old school but cool Graphics to the refreshing Weaponry to the atmospheric Maps and Beyond.

Overall i'd rate "Amid Evil"

9.5 out of 10

"Within every old Home lies a Room that tells a story, one must only read the clues left behind to hear it's Whispers" - Snakey P

If the Devs who created "Marie's Room" were able to make this good of a game that takes place almost entirely inside of the confides of a single room and is free then i can only image the awesome possibilities that would follow if the Devs of "Maries Room" had a decent budget and were able to make a full length experience. i know i can imagine the Possibilities.

Some of the Things i Liked about Marie's Room

• Soundtrack
  
• Atmosphere
  
• Story
  
• FREE

Overall i'd rate "Marie's Room" 9.0 out of 10

I've only played Sunrise: Survival for a few hours but it's enough time to show me that this game was worth the $3 dollars i paid for it. i've gotten much less enjoyment from spending $3 dollars on a taco combo from Del Taco.

If you are like me and mostly just enjoy playing these survival games for Loot and killing the random player who wants to Kill your Mojo and Steal your Loot then this game is for you.

• Loot
• Kill
• Eat
• Repeat

Overall i would rate Sunrise: Survival:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย author:

7.5 out of 10

Because of Howler i am able to experiment with techniques of making art that i never Dreamed would be possible on a single Program... Thanks PD Howler!

As a Art program PD Howler has everything and more available to you than a lot of the more "Higher Tier" art programs out there. But as a 3D program for making 3D scenes i find it kind of lacking but for what is available it is awesome and i can create some interesting effects that i would need Two programs to reproduce and i'm sure further down the road of development PD Howler will get some more Features for us 3D Cyber People.

Overall i would rate PD Howler 11...

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย author:

9.0 out of 10

If you fly around on your magic carpet while listening to the song "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf it is one of the greatest experiences you will ever have as a gamer.

• Awesome hacking and slashing
  
• Cool character models and arcane abilities
  
• Runs smooth on low-end operating systems
  
• Interesting indo-persian weaponry
  
• No Microtransactions
  
• Flying Carpets!

• 8.5 out of 10

As a major RPG geek who has played the best isometric RPGs this world has to offer including Planescape:Torment, Baldur's gate, Arcanum, Fallout 1 & 2, Diablo and a S*it ton of others i would say that Ember could hold a flame to the great ones in terms of combat, graphics, story, music, and atmosphere the only thing i was kinda nit-picky about is how sparse the writing is.

In the game Planescape: torment for example each NPC you meet there are big branching dialogue trees and you almost feel like you are talking to a real person and you will spend at least 5 mins with each character you encounter in that game but in ember you can finish dialogue with most NPCs you meet in a little over a minute sometimes even less it is almost like reading one of those children's books were each page you can read in like 15 seconds that is sort of how the dialogue trees are in this game.

But this game was a really fun experience and if you play on the hardest setting like i did you will get quite a few more hours of playtime than you were expecting i was pleasantly surprised how many hours i played it but i think that is due to playing on the hardest setting and i kept restarting encounters to conserve potions. but overall this game is without a doubt worth the 9 dollars asking price.

For people who are new to isometric RPGs i would say this is the perfect game for you because the game doesn't make you feel overwhelmed with content and you can basically just hack and slash your way through the game and you don't have to spend most of your playtime reading and asking people questions.

if the developers ever make a Ember 2 ( i doubt they will because of what happened at the end of the game) or even if they create a new IP i would just ask them to spend more time on the dialogue so that you feel like what you say has an impact and so you can feel better connected to the game world.

other than the simple storybook writing i would definitely recommend this game to any isometric RPG fan especially to people who are new to isometric RPGs this game will give you a good first impression of iso-rpgs and you won't feel as overwhelmed if you want to move on to a more advanced one.

I rate Ember 85 points out of 100.

A solid combat oriented RPG experience

I haven't reached the center of the galaxy yet and have only discovered a few planets but i feel like i have played enough to realize what this game is about and were it is going to take me 100 hours from now.

if you look at the reviews of No Man's Sky on steam most of the people that are giving the game a negative review are people that have had hardware and software issues and would rather leave a negative review instead of wait for a fix, people that were expecting too much, and people who are under the age of 18 who just grew up playing games like halo and call of duty and can't see the beauty for the stars so to speak.

in this game you actually have to use your imagination and roleplay to get your self immersed into the role of the unnamed protagonist that you are in this game i think a lot of people from this 2000-2016 generation have no idea how to roleplay to get immersed into a video game because all the video games nowadays the game roleplays everything for you so you don't use your imagination that much but with No Man's Sky it is completely the opposite. it gives you all the tools to show you what your role is in the game but it is left up to your own imagination to fill in all the blanks that the developers purposely left unwritten.

this is a game for people with a good imagination, people like me who have looked up at the night sky and wished i could travel to that little blinking light in the sky and not caring if when you got there that it was just a big burning rock with only gas and acid rain on the surface but what you really care about is the fact that you discovered a planet that no one else has before and you are the first to set foot on the surface and name it as your own.

if you were a spacefarer who has a ship that can travel to any light you see in the heavens you wouldn't care if that planet had a alien civilization living on it or if that planet had rich ecological life living on it, you would just care that you discovered a planet that was previously undiscovered and that your discovery is forever jotted on the star charts that spacers of every generation will use to traverse the heavens and they will know that planet has already been discovered by you.

yes i would like more features like base building or being able to create a mothership so you can store all the abundance of resources you find or being able to join a friend but i'm sure down the road with fan made mods or even with official DLC everything you wanted will be put into place.

this game has a hell of a lot of potential to be THE game it will take some time but the game as of right now 100% definitely doesn't deserve a thumbs-down or a negative review unless you are some call of duty or halo kid with a cloudy imagination brought on by the raditation of cell phone use and not engaging your mind with literature and deep thought.

i personally would rate this game 8.5 out of 10 just because it i feel it is to expensive for what the game has to offer right now but down the pike i could see the potential for this game to be able to become a 10 out of 10 gaming experience.

but i would say don't even consider buying No Man's Sky unless you are one of those people who look up into the night sky and wish you can be on that little blinking light you see every night in the heavens even if you know that the only thing on that little blinking light is just gas and rocks but that is enough for you and that is all you really wanted to begin with.