To Whom It May Concern;

On 6/29/2019 I underwent a well needed and long deserved penis reduction surgery. My ultra long, super throbbing penis continued to grow well into my late 20's. Everyday getting larger and fuller of vigor. Some would say, "hey Violence, why not relish in the super succulent, horse sized penis."
Well here's why. First off is the penis envy. Every where i went I was getting comments on how amazing my penis was. That sounds great right. Well, when you're at Arby's, trying out all their meats with the family, you really don't want random, definitely heterosexual, dudes complimenting your bulge. It's just not cool. Second was the constant female attention. I mean I'm out walking my dog and getting cat called by super model (or at least instagram prime) women. Look ladies, I'm also not Arby's. I have the meats but you all can't taste it. Well, at least not for less than $4.99 of your hard earned cash (we all have a price tag... face it). Last, but far from least, was dropping a deuce. You ever try to pinch a loaf and have your super long, just perfectly proportioned penis touch a log. Let alone getting a toilet blow job if you accidentally flushed. #bigdickproblems. In conclusion I want to take a moment to thank all my friends and family for standing by my side through the tough times. I want to mostly thank Smashin's (see my friends list) for always helping me hold my fantastic, tender, soft, hard, arm sized penis every time i would have to take a leak, clean under it in the shower, and sometimes even give half of it a little tug when i just needed to let off some steam. Just a real team player all around and I love you for it. Thank you all for reading about my super amazing, veiny, panty dropping penis. You are all great friends and i know, with your knowing of my surgery, that we will be closer.

Cordially,

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