Recent reviews by PMP_ViOLeNcE

Giving peds lil kisses on the neck!

Pretty tight game... thumbs up from me and the boys. BTW... don't try to piss with a boner. You're gonna gave a bad time!

The lag is horrendous and I don't think optimization was even considered yet I still play this awful bag of garbage.

It's a fun simcade racer. The only issue I have is with downgrade they did to the transmissions where anything under a race transmission is unusable with a clutch. Otherwise the game is solid and the rest of the upgrades done to the driving physics, vehicle upgrades, single player event structure, and definitely the multiplayer structure is great. Now I can actually race in public rooms versus the old games where they would put 28 drivers on a track as wide as a pencil and watch everyone just trash each other over and over. All and all, a good game and it's nice to have Forza on steam!

Cheaters in every game. In the voice chat there was guy talking about cheating on his wife. Cheater! Another dude said he copied off his buddies test in school. Guess what... cheater! In one game this girl talked about being on the TV show "Cheaters," Fricken Cheater!!!! The list goes on and on. The games pretty fun but with all these immoral cheaters around it's just disgusting. I just want a good Christian shooter where my brothers and sisters in Christ can dump on each others domes in piece!!!

Sincerly,

Pastor CheatsyMcCalls

It smells good or whatever

It's chess. You don't like chess you say. It's probably because you're stupid and should feel ashamed of yourself. Maybe you just don't like chess though. I mean, I don't know you. We're just bros because your reading this review. Maybe you're really smart. There are a lot of possibilities but one thing is for certain... this is a chess game.

The main character talks to himself. Like a lot. So yeah... Go ahead and buy it.

Toight game... Moist gameplay!

Just like i remembered it... poop. Hey it keeps all the kiddies in one spot though. Thanks COD and Fortnite!