I used to
eat tofu with
a purple dinosaur
who wanted to
live in Ukraine.
He liked to
fly on broomsticks
perspicaciously. Unfortunately, he
swallowed a bug.
This caused him
to turn into
a rubbery toenail.
The rubbery toenail
promptly forgot his
big bottle of
Tylenol, which helped
his stomachache but
he ate a
cold piece of
inari sushi. It
tasted like sushi
with a hint
of pineapple hotdog.
He liked the
polka dotted design
on the moon
because it reminded
him of school.
At school, he
defenestrated his principal,
then swallowed a
sewing machine. This
action caused polka-dots
in his vision.
So, he went
to play MarioKart
while throwing marshmallows
at my cat.
However, he couldn't
banish the thought
of genocide from
a polished ear.
This caused him
to kill my
pet dragon named
Dragon, who threw-up.
from the
top of the
Empire State Building.
He deserved it.