The Last Laser Master
Big McLargehuge   Illinois, United States
Level
13
Novice
100 XP
 
 
Old man Stauf built a house and filled it with his toys.
Six guests were invited one night, their screams the only noise.
Blood inside the library, blood right up the hall.
Dripping down the attic stairs. Hey guests, try not to fall.
Nobody came out that night. Not one was ever seen.
But old man Stauf is waiting there. Crazy, sick, AND MEAN!!
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Point Man 4 Aug, 2013 @ 2:25pm 
DON'T WORRY FLOKS...HE NOT CRAZY...HE INSANE...GOD NOT FINISH WITH HIM, YET !!!
HAM, Attorney at Lard 5 Jun, 2013 @ 6:23am 
Oh snap
The Last Laser Master 8 Jan, 2012 @ 4:01am 
"Christianity: the belief that a Jewish god-man who was his own father can make you live forever if you eat his flesh and drink his blood, which is magically transformed from wine and bread, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he will remove an evil force from you (which he created and can destroy at any time) which present in everyone
because a woman ate a magic apple after being tricked by a talking snake who he also created. Okay......."
The Last Laser Master 13 Feb, 2011 @ 8:45pm 
Now you nutchuckers, are here to learn battle strategies that you will use in civilian life, while at the same time, enjoying the comradery that comes from killing an enemy people.
- Coach Hines at Tony's Paintball Park, Mad TV
Seppuku4u 2 Nov, 2010 @ 9:18pm 
damn dude pretty opinionated arent u thats cool u got my vote:)
The Last Laser Master 11 Sep, 2010 @ 8:33am 
Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power. – Tao Te Ching