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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.1 hrs on record
Posted: 15 Dec, 2015 @ 7:23pm

Early Access Review
Back in the days before the invention of the quantum holocube capacitor (that is, pre-2053) computers had limited random access memory. To cope with this, software engineers designed technologies such as "only loading levels when you enter them" and "not spawning four processes to play a 2d platformer". Thankfully, these constraints on a developer's artistic vision no longer apply. Now you can marvel at game over screens as soon as you start the tutorial. What an age we live in!

-- Sent from my iNeuroUplink
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Your mom 16 Apr, 2016 @ 2:31pm 
Lol
phoenix_rossy 3 Jan, 2016 @ 12:20pm 
Just wanted to update you - a new patch has been released that makes massive improvements and streamlining to the game. Please do check it out, and if you're satisfied, it'd be awesome if you could update the review :)