Neue Rezensionen von Monkey

Stell dir mal vor, du hast alle teile gespielt, bist nun erwachsen oder auf dem weg da hin läufst im Sumpf herum mit dem bumblebee farbenden Detektor. Dann is alles gut man. Dann hörst du Smash Mouth - All Stars im Sumpf und dann plötzlich kommt das ganze Team und haut dir voll auf die 12 weil die so hart krass sind und du rennst in den Tunnel rein und bereust das dann, weil da 3 Blutsauger sind. Wenn du es nicht spielen kannst, hol dir mal nen anständigen PC. Und dann lockst du die Blutsauger zu dem Team und dann geht das richtig krass ab. Bestes Spiel man. Bestes Spiel. Mein Set-up is so ein Mittelklasse gaming lappi und ne tastatur ne maus und ein headset. Erste Nacht lief es nicht flüssig im dorf aber jetzt kamen auch so ein paar patchs. läuft alles flüssig. Man kann grafik auch runterstellen muss man aber vieleicht auch nicht mehr. Sieht voll schön aus. Megaatmosphärisch. Manchmal so atmosphärisch das ich mich schon erschrecke wenn da was unerwartetes passiert.

29.03,2022
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Save File got saved

People, put your hands up in the air, I know you like it
Don't you fight it, I can see you're high and all excited
Flying through the night, we going up, better hold it tight

This one does not simply pass gamer hearts. It

Es waren so glorreiche 34 Stunden und dann fragt mich das Spiel allen Ernstes Tod I: Und was haben wir gelernt? ♥♥♥♥♥ yu Videogame! Maus did not hit her! it did nooot! Never ever gonna run the whole way back. Negative review Bcause Game has no flying mounts

2 bottle soup. milk. bread. eggs. water. 2x cheese call tess back

Don't you dare stoping to not buy it! It has it all and beyond that it raises the bar for future quality digital art mega-projects up. Once again! *Applause* Demonstrating what it's all about being a gamer now that it's implemented into society wich is trying to ruin it because of society. In my value opinion the game studio Agenda is Blah blah and yada yada la. Stop trying to pretend to be grown up. Stfu and allow yourself to enjoy ♥♥♥♥ like back in the day being a boomer-virgin! [Violation Ticket appears] The Story: This game plays in THE disturbing distant future! Humanity is on the brink of collapse and i in the middle shooting+ hacking+ augmenting the human body itself. While trying to maintain my ♥♥♥♥ one day more inside. It manages to question the really important things of ones life too. Is Cd project Red expanding and buying EA? And if so, will EA be renamed to DvD Project Red II in the near future? And therefore revolutionise the game industry? And how am i supposed to use this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3 Sea-shells?! Like Where the hell them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ toilet paper gone?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijFxx--98vU

I love you guys, placing you on a level right next to Rockstar, you stay true! Simply one of a few north stars of the gaming industry.

Still reading my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?? Still not sure on how it is a good investment or not still? Imagine Keanu Reeves is your buddy one secound. Breathtaking. He may be one day If lives goes that way for you. If not atleast its all in the game! Its a nearly free almost a little near reality escape. Escape like Neo did once out of the matrix. Did i mention neo is your buddy btw. I repead you gotta ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ [Violation Ticket appears] buy it and you gotta get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ [Violation Ticket appears] Fined 1 Eurodollar For A Violation Of The Verbal Morality Statute everytime from now on to support future project Reds. ♥♥♥♥ it! lets make it 4 Eurodollars! [Violation Ticket appears]. You see it's allready a good invesment.

What else do you need to know?
...Yes how the three seashells work... Me too..
Maybe this will be revealed with an upcoming future dlc. You+me gotta buy that too! One of the few games you can say "Add a value, any, doesn't matter. Take my money please."

EDIT:
Captain's log, Star-date 2295.55, supplemental: I just found out that the console version of the game doesn't work after i watched CD-Project's "Our Commitment to Quality" video on youtube. My thoughts are with all consoleros out there. Its very frustrating to not be able to play right from the start, although i have to admit, i too have an last-gen-playstation catching dust to my left. I have the Witcher 3 and red dead redemption lying right next to it, dusty too. It's been a while. And when the punk is running on my laptop, you can hear and feel the hot air of hardware doing work. The sound of Hard Working Hardware. Thats been a while too. If they get THIS game on THIS dusty console to run smoothly, pretty and with even less noise then my laptop - all with the power of code. I recomment you thinking about giving them your trust back if you can. Just look at Andrew, Yves and Robert. I doub't youll ever get anything near this level of authenticity coming from them or they co's if they ♥♥♥♥ it up- again. The Wichter 3 Box, there is even a "Thank you" letter inside i totally forgot! (And my daugthers yellow wax crayon we never found -and the Moana movie..where is geralt?! >:O... I lost my console long time ago...)..Anyway i never been that die hard brand boy, never demanded from people to throw away their standards. Quite the contrary i am glad that there are many guys like you and me out there claiming even higher demands, not overlooking what is going on behind the games being critical towards business practices. But i am not the guy to close the gates easy. I usually give secound chances even a third. There are not many of those special little buggers out there like that polish boys i would go and give a number 4! We will see how the console version turns out. Maybe you can give a number 2? I hope so ;D

UPDATE: The framerate drops to 4 fps when engaging in most fights against higher skelleton. A animus is one of that twisting seklletons wich after attack, autoaim magicfist if you try to shoot it, or explode in a AOE 2/3 hit killvoid if you engage close. Animus need to be killed in some quests and killing it can cause the level to implode. After dead or later resumed game sessions you have the chance that your level imploded even if you manage to avoid other gamebreaking bs that there is much of and everywhere. Your level imploded if suddenly 80 % lightsorces are dead, monsters are all up again including the ♥♥♥♥♥ animus 1 2 and 3, monster/loot spawns become instable means that there could be almost everything to find exept the thing you there for. Most important portals disappear and you can not finish the level but now, full money bags are inside chests and nice boots, weapons, and more. Totaly imploded because measured by what I have seen so far, the game developer certainly want to establish, that only empty bags and scrap should be found. Audilog from semi professional German voice actors become overpitched with sound who is supposed to play SILENTLY in the background while they tell you all that meaningless stuff. The map is broken, controls you change are reset after closing the game wich is totaly fine since most of the controls listed there, are from another unity game, why bother with buying asset menu from the unity store if you simply could have made something with paint and word pad for free? There is so much more so much wrong. What next. I noticed The DLC button in the startmenu doesnt work. Btw DLC. K I'm done with you dev go on fixing please. Right, DLC. I just cant stop thinking about you my dear, sexy, upscale management, i was so focused with dev but wanted adress something to you since release. "MIO DIO, tu sei INCOMPETENTE, IDIOTA!". A DLC button just in case. Stick your arrogant ass out of my face, learn a little humility before monetizing like the big boiz. Your reputation. Brothers. The shares. Brothers!! My accurate Forecast: cash in on dlc when 5% of the maingame bugs are eliminated. Conclusion: Your shares are already halfway down. zero lean leaderschip, zero snowballing in that regart, no or wrong focus on the individuals that you have. Therefore the ball goes to Company itself. What the hell is your best man doing? Get him better or Get a new one. And get two more. Lemme guess, standard alpha mindset with wolfish flavor. So sick of wolfes that cant see the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ signs right. Nobody takes Pitbulls anymore. That's really sad. Company let dev fix if fixable. With reputation measured by knownness, everything is still there. But you fÄt it up good its hard to see beneath all that..Off the peg or made to measure. Irrelevant if you had to pawn the fitting car you had.


REVIEW:
A thousand things advance; nine hundred and ninety nine retreat; That is progress.

Everyone knows that Passworts the Players can write down and Put into the game when resuming is a fancy knickknack. And will therefore fail to establish.

Rumor has it that there is a crazy Japanese dude who works on that Saving Rocket science ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I think he is called Nintendo Chan or Nine Ten do, Whatever. The Future of Rougelike Games?

We are breaking new ground here. What can I say? Onwards and upwards into retrogression! A whole Level resets like it should upon loading a ©Reset File. Your Inventory and skills are Preserved because why tf not. Whe are working on that Bug right now. There are so many of them so relax. Next level idea btw: What If the Player hits Load or Continue and this will execute autocommand -factory reset on windows. So kooky, right?! Everyone will talk about that one. And bad Press is free press after all.

Serious wtf Dev?

Just Make one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saved_game
Protipp: Can be used against a so called gamebreaking bug. Wich occur in your Game. Wich is not good for Fun: because my gameplay so far is this. I do something like E to pick up a water bottle and suddenly i can not move anymore, menu and inventory are still working. I can even open them at the same time. Loading Resets the Level and so on and so on. A halfway Crash just perfect for a halfway Saving System.

Das Spiel ist cool

I'm disappointed