onion rings are alive and walking

+rep left awesome and cool and also awesome cat ascii art on my steam comments and it like matches with my pfp so it's way more awesomer and cooler

big chungus is a fungus among us

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ meow lol it's a cute cat loll lol ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep
it all started when we decided to go for a walk at our favourite trail. at night. seemed like a vibe, you know? but no sooner did we step into the woods than things got weird. i'm talking slender's 8 pages vibes, except worse. yeah, that's right—granny was there too. don't ask me how or why, but she was guzzling what had to be 8 trillion beers, stumbling around and yelling something about "you kids and your video games."

then, out of nowhere, this gal accuses me—ME—of being into "anton chigurh mpreg." a totally unfounded and slanderous claim. i can't even look at a bolt gun the same way now. thanks for ruining everything.