The most truthful truth is admitting pears are superior to apples - a Wise Wizard once said

If there's anything I learned about my time on Mars it's that bananas are never truthful on a Tuesday

What is life if not an egg inside of an evil ghost train's mouth? That's the true lesson of hammers

As a fellow victim of Space Mountain, I stand in solidarity with you. Disney's malpractice and blatant disregard for rider safety has caused us a lot of pain. When I fell off of Space Mountain I landed on my favorite Disney villain; Cruella de Vil. To this day I am haunted by the screams of that employee who (thankfully) cushioned my fall.

I will be boycotting Disney for the rest of my life, instead of Disney Land/World I will be going Universal Studios. Only there can I enjoy my new favorite villain, El Macho from Despicable Me 2.

I hope you join me in my boycotting of Disney.
Love, a fellow Space Mountain victim~

Gonna actually try to play some games soon. Yeet