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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 18.8 hrs on record
Posted: 10 Mar, 2023 @ 2:57am
Updated: 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of one of the few Ubisoft-published games that are worth buying these days.


⚠️ Due to the nature of the game, it is censored in certain countries (like Germany). But you can bypass the censorship by adding the Uncensored Patch from Nexusmods.

The game follows the adventures of a new kid who moves to South Park and joins a fantasy war between two factions: humans and elves. The war revolves around a powerful artifact called the Stick of Truth, which grants its wielder control over the universe.

The graphics are like being in a South Park episode and the voice acting is done by the original cast members.

The gameplay is fun and engaging. You can create your own character and choose from four classes: fighter, mage, thief or jew (yes, you read that right). You can explore an open world full of secrets, side quests and interact with at least, 120 characters from the show.

The combat system is turn-based and requires strategy and timing. You will have access to various weapons, items and skills that can be used to defeat your enemies. You can also recruit special allies with unique skills to help you.

The game has some flaws, though:
  • The DLCs are useless: They only add some cosmetic items that become obsolete after a few levels.
  • The game has permanently missable content: There are some collectibles and achievements that can be lost forever if you don’t get them at certain points in the story.
  • The game has no post-game: Once you finish the main story and all the side quests there is nothing else to do except start a new game with different choices.

And remember: Never fart in someone’s balls.
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Robka 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31am 
Germans are funny