Mummy, can we feed spacecakes to santa?
- Le_Sploingus

Goud
- Goud

We need to get these monkeys off our streets
- Joshua Tomar

I jusrt traded for 200 Noise Maker
- Homer Simpson Gaming

Grandma's off her rocker again, using sweaters as foundation
- Random person on Wuttville

Well im going to keep gatekeeping 911
- 2fort player

I need to get better at pulling bugs out of peoples skin
- player on uncletopia

if its not bolted down you can use it
- scunt on hightower

Jokes on you om into that
- barnblitz soldier

ur all autistic and dont know how to socialise
- player on frosty

-rep cheater friends with pedophile minty
-glue eater w many vac bans under their belt

Imagine someone made a big pot off Chilli corn carne, and left it under the porch. Three rats crawl into the pot, eat half the chilli and then die. A week later a family of cockroaches takes up residence among the writhing maggots. The cockroaches smoke thick black cigars which they light with tufts of burning human hair. Thats what it smells like.
- west of loathing when interacting with the coal miners spittoon

Uh sir you dont have a jugular
- pablo.gonzales.2007

Oh no, the bees are hungry
- Goober

The margins on a 99 pence blender would be 29 Pounds in the red yOU OIL BARREL!
- the great and mighty kevin

No i win because my logic is flawd'nt
- Goober

Your either leaving here in a tiny clown ambulance, or a tiny clown hearse
- Blark

Le_Sploingus, more like ♥♥♥♥ beast
- Bob Jones

'today we are going to do a bit of trolling' sexally assults a minor.
- i am absolute trash

I remember the vault and the werid ♥♥♥♥-stain town. That's it!
- SquinMush

I am a total trash mammal
- Mae Borowski

HELP! I AM BECOMING MELT!
- Patrick star being exposed to the unmatched power of the sun

I should get a strange degreaser and call it "Fazbear's Frights"
- ourple man

*laughs* Its Dead Body
- siblings of space cakes

Wealth is stored in the balls
- le_sploingus

Meger mind
- that yoinkly sploinkly

i killed the voices in my head
- that yoinkly sploinkly

if women were vehicles i am very much a car person
- Le_sploingus

Today, i cured 1000 children of their parents
- Mr breast

my brain had too many tabs open
- le_sploingus

call a bondullance
- goober

I swear i milked myself
- Fungus

Yazi, i will kiss your mothers lips and lay myself upon her and fuse, creating a wanted child, unlike you
- 2fort man

I can just call a demoman a monkey
- sawmill man

gom
- Uncle Grandpa

peod
- Swiss cheese

if it was made in a chinese metal factory it would be way better
- Fergus, the Hood Elvis

You've been McGurk'ed
- Dirt McGurk

Seriously the entire read team is a clown car
- ♥♥♥♥♥ scout is the best subclass

yo i got no kills? guess my flame thrower is really just a portable electric heating fan tapped to an unused brrom hand
- ♥♥♥♥♥ scout

Your not a true demoman if you havent spat on a blind kids head and told him its raining
- person in comments

Did it make you laugh? Did it make your cheeks jiggle and clap?
- goosemanwalrus

I am being slapped by wet diarrhoea!
- goud

sploing is the sound my balls make when they hit the table
- Withered Freddy Fazbear

im going to murder this entire family of 4 (im such a Gemini)
- Guablo

I love T.V more than GOD
- HL: Alyx gnome

STOP RAMMING YOUR ♥♥♥♥ DOWN THE BACK OF MY THROAT!!
- HΛVØX

i no longer want the ♥♥♥ update
- JayBot

Mc Funny burger
- That Yoinkly Sploinkly

Ah yes, furniture vore
- Anonymous on e621

Hes a Linux user, so not only is his computer open source, his immune system is open source
- Le_Sploingus

Eminem is a good ugga
- Sister of Yoinkly

Bro that wasnt "unspeakable rizz" that was Unspeakable horrors from the great beyond
- Jimmyhere

You are Darwin's theory in full effect
- metal pipe falling

So called free thinkers when they hear cope
- Le_sploingus

I hope your cerebrum rots
- Dirty bubble

gour is a Girl?! Hummina Hummina
- OZD

Society would say "What is wrong with your head?" and the answer to that is alot. but what is a wizard without a little wizard magic?
- Karma Knight7/EVIL Wizard Templar

Take that Marvin!
- Deceiver and Betrayer of Men

"just jam it in" Rodney, before dying of 'jamitinitus'
- Gods Yoinkiest Sploinker

I just got Double Gadoink'd
- Deceiver and Betrayer of Men

K-On is why I turned Far Right
- Arch Elitist

I literally don't not believe in handwriting consistency, ♥♥♥♥♥ either written in prefect cursive or you just gave a crayon to a chimp
- Goud

Say the line Scoutjak!
- Leaf

not to get political but i ♥♥♥♥ my pants
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOOTHPASTE MAN

asking a tf2 player is like asking a blind person to describe colours
- bob

i dont speak Germish or whatever its called
- Jordy

Emperor Heart Palpitations
- BillyJim07

Im getting raped by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fruit
- Bloonicorn

Who up crankin' their hog?
- peepeeshart


I am trained in scary blue combat
-Azel

Is a grenade single use?
- your_favourite_indian

Evilmaxxing chili shapes
- Azel

I roll a D20, I get a 17
- random NPC