The game evokes extremely twofold emotions: imagine that you have rented the cheapest speed slut. The target was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you kinda even liked it. But you expected more, sex seemed to you something much deeper and more intimate, and under you there was a dying grandmother, and even your penis began to look different from before - all the same, besides AIDS, this ♥♥♥♥♥ also had syphilis. Also with the game.

So what is CSGO?

Hello. Before, I didn't understand why so many people play this, but after entering the game, I understood! To say I was shocked is an understatement. As it turned out, my mother is a night butterfly, and my father died in a swamp. All this happened after I killed a player who was 13 years old at the most. A wonderful game with incredible hit-boxes and physics, wonderful teammates, Turks, Poles, who can kick just because you greeted them in Russian.

Rank system:

Briefly about the rank system:
• Have you leaked three games in a row? - Downgrade.
• You won seven games in a row and then blew the game? - Downgrade.
• Draw? - Downgrade.
• Did you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s in the team? - Downgrade.
• Do your friends think you're joking about the new ranking system? - Downgrade.
• Have you been kicked? - Ban and demotion.
• Is there something you don't like? - Downgrade.
• You don't open cases? - Downgrade.
• Are you registered with Origin? - Downgrade.
• Have you won fifteen games in a row? - Ahem... Well... We'll wait until you lose.
• You lose? - Downgrade.
• Did you get a knife? - Downgrade.
• You didn't get a knife? - Downgrade.
• Do you LOVE the new ranking system? - Great, you'll like the downgrade too.
• You do not enter the game? - Downgrade.
• Are you logging into the game? - Keep the worst teammates jerks and demote.
• Why? - Downgrade.
• Downgrade? - Downgrade.
• An increase? - Downgrade.

11/10 on the rank drain scale.

CS GO THIS IS:

- CS GO is when weapon skins cost more than cool game devices.
- CS GO is when you have to drop your beautiful kalash to the whole team.
- CS GO is when you open 20 chests and get 20 pieces of blue ♥♥♥♥.
- CS GO is when schoolchildren add you and offer over 9000 chests in exchange for your knife.
- CS GO is when a schoolboy adds you and starts begging for a piece of clothing worth 3,500 rubles as a gift, while citing the argument "yes, you're rich, what does it cost you!".
- CS GO is when you are sent links to trojans 10 times a day in the hope of cleaning your inventory.
- CS GO is when you get kicked out just because you are Russian.
- CS GO is when you burned your chair after playing competitive mode.
- CS GO is when "globals" create 10 accounts each and get satisfaction playing against "kalash".
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob, if you stay against five, you kill four but don't finish the fifth one.
- CS GO is when you are a Russian Noob with a score of 21-7-10, and the nearest teammate has 8-0-16.
- CS GO is when you learn Polish and Swedish in one or two rinks.
- CS GO is when there are more Poles in the competitive mode than in Poland itself.
- CS GO is when you open A alone, and the bomb is already gone to B.
- CS GO is when "stfu Russian" answers your advice and questions.
- CS GO is when you lose three titles in a day just because you play against "globals" playing from the second account every time.
- CS GO is when every third teammate is a boosted silver.
- CS GO is when five ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s from WUAs play against you.
- CS GO is when one "Berkut" and four "Kalash" throws against five "Supremes".
- CS GO is when you land all 30 rounds in one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and land 99 in 7, and that random shot hits you in the head.
- CS GO is when VAC bans professional players in a revealing way, but cannot ban ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥a, who shoots the whole team through three walls, while having 2.2 hours in the game.

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All this is CS GO!!!