"I'll try not to touch you, but if I do then I'm sorry." - Laurence
"CALL ME OR I WILL JUMP" - Thomas
"hj? x" - Thomas
"I dont have the last 3 maps of Left 4 Dead 2" - Teddy
"I love it when my mistress ties me up and treats me kindly" - Jake
"So when are you gonna give me the quote? Yes" - Jake
"Alex Jones is my waifu" - Dylan
"I can go unlimited" - James
"Why won't you ♥♥♥♥ me Henry?" - Jake
“Love Dex, Durex” - Matt
"It feels good to be inside Genji again" - Jake
"Even an uneducated pedo can count. No he can't he thinks that a 13 year old is 18." - Alex and Charles
"This is not a coup" - Zimbabwe's Military General Constantino Guveya Chiwenga
"The sky is red because the sea is blue" - Teddy Harding
"It looks so light outside wtf its so early?! Never mind its 9 o' clock ♥♥♥♥." - The Scottish Drunk
"He got dead" - Joe
"i got punched in the lung" - Joe
"iPhones cause turbulence on airplanes, right?" - Joe
"♥♥♥♥♥♥ had their own movie theatre and water fountains and this ♥♥♥♥♥ MLK came and ruined it." - Twitter
"The Jews own everything, including Ubisoft" - Skyler
"I like my women how I like my anime, sub." - Skyler
"You Russian little sket suck Chernobyl" - Joe
"ALT F4 your mum" - Me
"I'm speaking 2 million miles a minute" - Dylan
"Cinderella and the seven dwarfs" - Dylan