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waddle 22 Jul, 2020 @ 1:22pm 
The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.
israel defense forces 22 Jul, 2020 @ 6:46am 
The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.
^_^ 22 Jul, 2020 @ 6:46am 
The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the resuraunt is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.
waddle 13 Jul, 2020 @ 1:57pm 
Hello!

(A thousand apologies for my atrocious use of the English language. You see, i grew up in the town of Dehradun, India. There i did not speak English, instead I spoke Garhwali, an indigenous language of the area. It was not until a few weeks ago that I began my journey to understand and masterfully use the English language. Perhaps now that you understand my origins, you could forgive my incorrect and flawed grammar in my statement above this disclaimer. If you have the Mercy of a thousand Vaishnavists please do forgive me.)
israel defense forces 13 Jul, 2020 @ 8:26am 
Hello!

(A thousand apologies for my atrocious use of the English language. You see, i grew up in the town of Dehradun, India. There i did not speak English, instead I spoke Garhwali, an indigenous language of the area. It was not until a few weeks ago that I began my journey to understand and masterfully use the English language. Perhaps now that you understand my origins, you could forgive my incorrect and flawed grammar in my statement above this disclaimer. If you have the Mercy of a thousand Vaishnavists please do forgive me.)
^_^ 13 Jul, 2020 @ 5:12am 
Hello!

(A thousand apologies for my atrocious use of the English language. You see, i grew up in the town of Dehradun, India. There i did not speak English, instead I spoke Garhwali, an indigenous language of the area. It was not until a few weeks ago that I began my journey to understand and masterfully use the English language. Perhaps now that you understand my origins, you could forgive my incorrect and flawed grammar in my statement above this disclaimer. If you have the Mercy of a thousand Vaishnavists please do forgive me.)