Recent reviews by ProfessorNeckbeard

I decided to give this game another try after all the updates. Last time I played it I was just kind of bored. This time I was angry. The game performs worse than it did before. The controls are unintuitive. The direction the game gives you is easily missed. This is the upgraded experience? I'm very disappointed. Again.

The first 90 minutes of the game is mostly a cut-scene where you're occasionally called upon to push forward on the stick. At one point I was asked to desgin my face. Spent 20 minutes tweaking it just so... which appear to have been wasted since my guy looks absolutely nothing like the avatar I made. Even though I watched 90 minutes of cut-scene... I still have no idea what's going on. Also... is MGS supernatural horror? I mean I knew it had giant robots but... unkillable flamey dudes who fly on the back of a firey pegasus? WTF!?

This is my first MGS game and I have no idea why the series is popular or the director is so revered.

I didn't expect much from this game but the previews had me hopeful. It exceeded my expectations and fullfilled my hopes. It's Arkham City in the Wasteland. It's Shadow of Mordor with lunatic car cults. It's Fallout with cars. It's what Rage should've been. It's as good as the movie. Add this to my short list for Game of the Year for 2015 along with Arkham Origins and The Witcher 3.

This tower defense game is decent but nothing special. You can easily find much better games for free online.

Whether or not this game will ever be worth playing, it is currently full of game breaking bugs, lack of explanation about how to do most things, and completely without any kind of fun. It's rare that I completely regret buying a game like I did with this one.

This is a pretty fun take on the MOBA genre. I'd call it a MOBA-lite or a casual MOBA as it has a lot of differences from the standard MOBA. Here are some of the biggest differences: 1) You can play a pure co-op type match that's almost like a game of Left 4 Dead. 2) The creeps are not on anybodies side, they will attack either team. 3) There are no towers or "heart". 4) The matches play out in 10-15 minutes usual.

An interesting take on the FPS as a mage. Makes me think of Hexen in concept but not execution. Really unique and worth watching as it develops throughy Alpha.

Game of the Year 2014. THE must play title of the decade. Never has a game had such goat in it before!

It's like Diablo with spaceships. Seems to be heavily influenced by Master of Orion. (The races seem are virtually identical, though renamed.) I've enjoyed it a lot. 8/10

Take a Team Fortress type shooter and add in the ability to customize your own guns and you have Loadout. Fast paced rounds of your favorite game modes. It's free to play... you can buy costumes and XP boosters but it's definitely not pay-to-win. I really enjoy this game.