Recent reviews by lapp

this game is for autistic children, no father

Pros: Very low Fps, Disabled Elf Players, Grail Knight
Cons: Fun Gameplay With Interesting Characters And lore
Conclusion: ♥♥♥♥ You And ♥♥♥♥ FatShark

❤ Audience ❤
☑ Beginner
☑ Casual Gamer
☑ Normal Gamer
☐ Expert

☼ Graphics ☼
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic

♬ Music ♬
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ Fantastic

☠ Difficulty ☠
☑ Easy
☐ Average
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Unfair

§ Bugs §
☐ Bugs destroy the game
☐ Lots of bugs
☑ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing encountered

☯ Story ☯
☐ There is none
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☑ Good
☐ Fantastic

⚔ Gameplay ⚔
☐ Frustrating
☐ Sleepy
☐ Boring
☑ Fun
☑ Challenging

۞ Game time / Length ۞
☐ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (4 - 8 hours)
☑ Few hours (10 - 20 hours) [if you focus on the main story]
☑ Long (40-60 hours) [if you complete everything]
☐ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)

$ Price / Quality $
☑ Full price
☐ Wait for Sale
☐ Don't buy
☐ Refund it if you can

buggy mess that ameks my brain hurt arghjhj go to hell this game would have been very good if it didnt get brainless updates and they actually fixed the horrible buggy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gaempaly thats 120 years old -rep badgame evil evil :steamsad::steammocking::steamsalty:

So, I came into this game as a person who hates the Souls-genre. I'm not that good at combat in video games as I typically like games where you can just hack or slash your way through everything. So when Elden Ring was announced and talked about pre-release, I was like "Nah, i wont like it.". Fast-forward to when it released I was watching a few friends play it and it looked amazingly fun. So I was like... I gotta bite the bullet and try it.
Lo and behold it was the best decision ever! Elden Ring while a souls-game has a feature to it that actually made it a lot more comfortable for me to play than any other souls game: It was open world without a defined path you have to take. Sure, the grace sites tell you WHERE you should go, but you can generally ignore them. Also sure, you have to beat certain things in order to "win" the game, but you can like ignore that for a really long time and just explore. I had so much fun exploring the game and just messing around with magic that it really didnt feel like a souls game until like mid-game. That's when the bosses started to get really punishing for me. However, I only had to really call in my friend like three times? One of those times was just because it was like eleven at night and I was exhausted and just really wanted to get past the boss.
So, honestly, without going further into it and allowing you to explore on your own, YES get Elden Ring, even if you typically hate Souls games. This game is literally the souls-genre redone in a way that almost anyone can get into it. One last thing to mention before i peace out, but I have REALLY bad ADHD to the point where it's rare that a game actually keeps my attention. I was absolutely hooked from start to finish with this game.

pve is fun but really repetitive, the world looks cool (i get 30 fps ahaa) + ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring lore
pvp is broken and the people who made it are going to hell and i will piss on them from heaven ahahaha :steamhappy: :steamsad: ♥♥♥ horrible game go play dark souls 3 instead
the fortnite anti cheat doesnt do anything except raep your fps, i can still boot up cheat engine and nothing will happen bro like wtf ??? ?? omg ?
ahahahahahahah

Fallout 76 is a lot of things

This game has a lot of potential in my mind but at the state that it is right now i could not recommend buying it.

It has terrible performance issues and frame drops playing on high settings on a 2080 super, for a product that is basically a re-hash of fallout 4, a game that at the time i'm writing this came out 5 years ago.

The whole "survival" system is completly pointless and more than anything is annoying, the stash limit HAS to be expanded, AGAIN, 800 weight is way too little of a stash capacity if you consider that you have to put everything there.

Then we have to talk about Fallout first.
It has to be reworked or repriced because the only pro i can see in getting it now is unlimited junk capacity and that's blatant p2w standards in a game that i already have payed for, keep in mind that it costs 120 euros for a yearly subscription where i live, which is completly unacceptable.

While wastelanders helped a bit with the story i would recommend to stay away from it if you like your lore, most things in this game don't make any sense and are completly forgettable, but your mileage may vary

Other than that i personally like the core gameplay: loot - shoot - return

hitler made this ♥♥♥♥

im so scared of sombies like holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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