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Recent reviews by Carpe Diem

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
I rather skin myself and jump into a salt late than playing this game. 25 ping and still lags with 5080.
Posted 24 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
trash loot

TTK too long

Dark and Darker for dummies

Posted 28 July, 2024.
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2.2 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
type of game you see under a very racist family guy clip
Posted 13 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.5 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
stronger you get, faster you are forced to leave stage which there is only 5. You wont get a chance to try new builds or even upgrade your stuff to level 12.

since you are forced to finish the mission quicker unlocks happen very slowly and not worth the hassle atm.

might be the dumbest mechanic ever

HARD PASS until they add more stages and endless mode.
Posted 2 April, 2024.
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82.3 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
pick a better publisher next time
Posted 19 February, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
7.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Hold [F] for 1:30 minutes to build Workbench
Posted 19 January, 2024.
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28.7 hrs on record
this game holds up to this day but they still haven`t fixed the infinite loading ffs
Posted 15 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record
DO NOT PLAY IF YOU ARE HIGH

I made a great mistake playing this when i was high. Everything was smooth then it was time for the krueger mission and this annoying wisp started following me and talk about how his ex broke up and found a new man. It was fine but it just kept going forever and his story reminded one of my ex choosing a rich guy over me. Literally had a bad trip about 3 hours because of this game, i hugged my pillow and cried myself to sleep.

HARD PASS
Posted 4 January, 2024.
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1,001.6 hrs on record
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn.
Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is
Posted 29 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game needs tons of work, im not a fan of loading screens of this game and connection is P2P, lacks security and once host quits you automatically lose.

HARD PASS atm, but will eventually get there.
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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