Von
Arkansas, United States
 
 
Every day, I imagine a future where I ca̴n̶ b̶͖͌̋͂̉̚ē̷̢̺̼͂̌̅̀ w̴̨̛̫̖̤̗̠̞̫̠͍̤̾̋̏̀͛̀̂̉̔̈́̌͘͜͜͝ͅi̸̱͖͉̺̪̯̲̋̇́̈́̂́ͅt̶̰̘͌̽h̸͙͙̞̤̻͚̖̻̭̉̽̽͜ ̵̠̭̝͎̮̪͉͕͚̻̺̙͐͗͗̆͑̄̈̊̀̆͆̂́̂ͅy̶͍̒͆́̉̉͑́̈̑̽̚̚͘o̷̡̢̢̲̖̗͉͎̱̲̝̦̭̥̔̊̇u̸̢͕̎̔̈̾͑̃̒̿͘̚͝.

Vonkilington.
I change my name very often.
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Here's where I stroke my wiener to how amazing I am.
2:53 PM - FlamesOfAzure: this is best day of life
2:54 PM - Vontar the Fearful: who knew the joy that a little homoerotic fanfiction of our DnD characters would bring

Let these souls withdrawn from their vessels,
manifestations of disparity,
elucidated by fire,
burrow deep within me,
retreating to a darkness beyond the reach of flame.
Let them assume a new master,
inhabiting ash,
casting themselves upon new forms.

It sickens me that people associate fidget spinners with autism. I'll have you know that mastering the fidget spinner is no easy feat. You have no idea how much time, effort, and money I put into this passion of mine. I had to sell to three of my hghest quality vape pens and work additional hours at Best Buy in order to be able to afford the limited addition Triple Dragon Deluxe™ fidget spinner. You have no idea how long I trained to master the fidget spinner. Tell me, do you train for 8 hours a day, every day to perfect something you are "passionate" about? Didn't think so. And I'm not even done perfecting my form yet. You see, the fidget spinner is much more than a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent people. I highly doubt that even the greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me, what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" again, I will be more than willing to put then in the ground. I wouldn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care if I was put in jail. I am willing to sacrifice my own well-being to defend not just my passion, but my life.

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11:48 PM - Oltar of the Natural 1's: I think they'll probably reroll characters. Because.. they'll probably be executed.
11:48 PM - Vontar the Fearful: I want to attend this execution if possible.
11:48 PM - Oltar of the Natural 1's: LOL

"I don't know where I am, but I'm moving forward." - Pole Fish 2016

"Ruin your home" - SentineL

"The bay, like Monterey Bay, where your good friend, me, lives!" - SentineL

11:20 PM - Von: v a g i n a l c y s t
11:20 PM - SentineL: this is literally the worst thing you've ever done as a friend
11:21 PM - Von: other than exist
11:21 PM - Von: hard to top that one
11:21 PM - SentineL: I figured that was obvious enough to not have to point out but APPARENTLY it wasn't

12:29 AM - SentineL: hey
12:29 AM - SentineL: you
12:29 AM - SentineL: get off my couch
12:28 AM - Von: i think she might be saying cloud
12:28 AM - Von: idk just a thought
12:29 AM - SentineL: Apparently it is
12:30 AM - SentineL: I'm gonna go with couch anyway
12:29 AM - Von: wait you really thought it was couch?
12:30 AM - SentineL: yes
12:29 AM - Von: i thought you were joking
12:30 AM - SentineL: I'm retarded

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GPU : AMD Rage 128
CPU : Intel 8086
RAM : 256 MB DDR1
Monitor : 15 Hz CRT TV
Resolution : 100x120, literally half of those are dead pixels though
Storage : Custom made vinyl record, have to reset the needle every 15 mins
Crosshair : default (it moves!!)
Favorite shows : Arthur the Aardvark, Scoody Doo, Power Puff Girls, Game of Thrones

Advice for getting better: Buy more expensive skins. Skins = wins.

Anybody that actually puts their PC specs on their Steam profile is a gigantic tool. Nobody cares about what PC your daddy bought you.

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-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___swastikas Don't mind me just taking Tesa for a walk
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TK-421 28 apr 2019 om 11:29 
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus 28 dec 2018 om 17:24 
Oh Pole's retarded too. It's all making sense.
Oatar 25 aug 2018 om 14:51 
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Oatar 26 mei 2018 om 20:58 
So you're going by "Von" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Jimbob from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time and steal your corn. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're related now. I make over 50k a year and drive a John Deere Tractor. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Yeehaw. KKona