Oatar
Thomas   Alabama, United States
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"Poet, you who must guide me,
before you trust me to that arduous passage,
look to me and look through me--can I be worthy?"
- Inferno, Canto II
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"This brain has melted my fight"- Von 1/31/2016


8:50 PM - Voooon: I opened that with my girlfriend's religious house-owner close by.
8:50 PM - Voooon: Aborted that like an unwanted fetus.
8:51 PM - Staros "Traygg" Akavari: kek

1:25 AM - Staros "Traygg" Akavari: Well I just rekt Japan and claimed the world for Attila
1:26 AM - Von: attila smiles down on you, the light radiating from his pearly white teeth parts the clouds and songbirds sing your praises
1:27 AM - Von: he speaks to you, softly
1:27 AM - Von: you don't understand what he says and his breath smells real bad
1:27 AM - Von: you nod along and bow
1:28 AM - Von: attila is pleased, the clouds reform, and the world is a peace once more because you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killed them all

7:58 PM - Von: he and a girl and i were hanging out today
7:58 PM - Von: that's why i wasn't on
7:58 PM - Staros "Traygg" Akavari: threesome?
7:58 PM - Von: nah
7:58 PM - Staros "Traygg" Akavari: You have got to step up your game man
7:59 PM - Von: i would rather have him to myself
7:59 PM - Staros "Traygg" Akavari: Lol
7:59 PM - Von: err i mean her
7:59 PM - Von: yeah
7:59 PM - Von: totally
7:59 PM - Von: her

10:12 PM - Von: i mean if laura bailey was my wife
10:12 PM - Von: *wink wink*
10:13 PM - Oatar the Meaningless: That'd be sweet
10:12 PM - Von: she'd leave me
10:13 PM - Oatar the Meaningless: lol

3:39 PM - Oatar the Powerful: though that really doesn't matter
3:39 PM - Vontar the Fearful: matters for what I'm writing :^)
3:39 PM - Oatar the Powerful: fan fic i assume
3:40 PM - Vontar the Fearful: :^)
3:41 PM - Vontar the Fearful is now Offline.

6:02 PM - Oatar the Vanguard: I've tried everything for this monitor
6:02 PM - Just Monika: :( i'm sorry bud
6:03 PM - Oatar the Vanguard: It's jsut a game that I've really wanted to play. so I guess I'll just have to wait for a better graphics card
6:03 PM - Oatar the Vanguard: Gotta get a job damnit
6:03 PM - Just Monika: i gotta go buy food for ziggs
6:03 PM - Just Monika: yes get job
6:03 PM - Just Monika: join workforce
6:03 PM - Just Monika: hate everything
6:03 PM - Just Monika: the american dream
6:03 PM - Oatar the Vanguard: "capitalism"
6:04 PM - Oatar the Vanguard: Maybe!
6:04 PM - Oatar the Vanguard: I have an idea
6:04 PM - Oatar the Vanguard: I'll score so damn well on my ACT's that I might have a free ride and just use the scholorship money on myself lol
6:04 PM - Just Monika: yes do this
6:04 PM - Just Monika: get good grades to get good graphics
6:05 PM - Oatar the Vanguard: Lol
6:05 PM - Oatar the Vanguard: That's honestly a really good motivation
6:05 PM - Just Monika: ggg2ggg
6:05 PM - Oatar the Vanguard: If you had told me that when I had my super ♥♥♥♥ card dude I'd be all over books
6:05 PM - Just Monika: lol

6:00 PM - Vontar the Ironbreaker: https://youtu.be/icVMw1y8WMc
6:01 PM - Vontar the Ironbreaker: you probably saw this
6:01 PM - Oatar of the Lumbahfuts: Lol that's To-Love Ru
6:01 PM - Vontar the Ironbreaker: why do you know this you filthy degenerate
6:03 PM - Oatar of the Lumbahfuts: uhhhh
6:03 PM - Oatar of the Lumbahfuts: research
6:03 PM - Oatar of the Lumbahfuts: :)))
6:03 PM - Vontar the Ironbreaker: gachiBASS

9:12 PM - Oatar the Stalwart: https://i.redd.it/ajnaxphc0eo01.jpg Here's an android 18
9:13 PM - Von: thank god they made her android 18 and not android 17
9:13 PM - Oatar the Stalwart: Lol

5:33 PM - Oatar of the Pit: Can I describe how the combat feels to me?
5:33 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: no you may not or you can describe how your jugular feels in my hand
5:34 PM - Oatar of the Pit: But friend
5:34 PM - Oatar of the Pit: That's a piece of me
5:34 PM - Oatar of the Pit: Why not describe my ♥♥♥♥ in your hand
5:34 PM - Oatar of the Pit: lmao
5:34 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: *sigh*
5:34 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: sometimes
5:34 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: i wonder if i could have you in my unit
5:34 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: and when we do the platoon live fire
5:34 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: you get accidentallied
5:35 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: by a couple of 240s on the hill
5:35 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: and just see what youd look like
5:35 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: as a red cloud
5:35 PM - Oatar of the Pit: Magnificent I imagine

12:46 PM - Oatar the Honorable: Ok pat hear me out
12:46 PM - Oatar the Honorable: ♥♥♥♥ sexuality isn't bad becasue it's a true test of man's ultimate comraderie
12:47 PM - Oatar the Honorable: They'll be gay if they're the best of bros, bro
12:59 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: exactly
1:00 PM - Oktar the Moneyless: thats why im gonna smash that little boy ♥♥♥♥♥ of yours tonight
1:00 PM - Oatar the Honorable: But pat
1:00 PM - Oatar the Honorable: We haven't spoken in forever
1:00 PM - Oatar the Honorable: You have to sweet talk me first

[20:50] Oatar: You're looking pretty submissive and breedable today, my friend
[20:50] Oberleutnant Emma: Gonna tie your ass up and stuff you into my closet for use later, bucko
[20:50] Oatar: Hell yea
I'll use this as evidence against you

[6:45 PM] Oatar: Then just put in the hours man
Ez
[6:45 PM] Oberleutnant Emma: What do you think I'm doing, ♥♥♥♥♥
[6:46 PM] Oatar: Sucking ♥♥♥♥
Not rolling good
[6:46 PM] Oberleutnant Emma: Second, yes.
[6:47 PM] Oatar: Just be better, man
All the advice I have
[6:48 PM] Oberleutnant Emma: DIDN'T ASK
[6:48 PM] Oatar: I know, just thought it'd be helpful :)
[6:48 PM] Oberleutnant Emma: What'd be helpful is you choking to death on my ♥♥♥♥.
[6:48 PM] Oatar: I would.
Imagine the anger thrusts you'd give. Me under your table, you roll really poorly for the fourth time in a row. That ♥♥♥♥ is going straight to my stomach
[6:49 PM] Oberleutnant Emma: LMAO

[21:16] TK-421: this class is a joke dude
just wanna learn things
I learned more from your professor so far
with that one ppt
[21:16] Oatar: Ez
Feels good to be of use
Especially when it subverts your expectations of me being a dribbling retarded zoomer
[21:21] TK-421: Youre still a dribbling ♥♥♥♥♥♥ zoomer
but youre a dribbling ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who is good at math and electrical software
instead of ENCHANTMENT, you yell INTEGRATE
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus 15 Oct, 2023 @ 6:31pm 
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus 10 Dec, 2021 @ 7:24am 
Gonna dash your brains against the wall
Von 29 Jul, 2019 @ 7:09pm 
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus 28 Dec, 2018 @ 5:23pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ happened to your brain, Von? Are you okay?
Von 26 May, 2018 @ 2:40pm 
I'm muffins! I'm a dog that is in LOVE with cats. That's right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doggos aren't supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to do with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! Other dogs don't like it, but something about a cat is just so much more sexy! I can't help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I'm going to go play now but have a look at my cats and let me know if you want to see more or play with me!
Harrowhark Nonagesimus 9 Mar, 2018 @ 5:42pm 
Old joke, not Warhammer related but close: Servant runs into the King's chambers and shouts, "Your Majesty, your Majesty, the peasants are revolting!" The King looks confused and replies, "I knew that."