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Why is it that when a girl buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guys buys a 240 volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5000 pro blow-up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece he is called a pervert.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ You have been visited by the Windmill of tolerance. Send this to all of your friends! If you get at least 3 Windmills back, you're tolerant! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

are there people who Ackchyually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?

1)you're sharing protein
2)you're admiring masculine physique
3)being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone

eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.

spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.

all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

"★★☆☆☆" -said a local man in florida about Bready's hygiene and physical upkeep. Here's to a life full of improvement.
-Love,
Tim Allen