Unshoshable
Jericho Buzzcrest
 
 
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P.S. I had to shorten some of this review's content, due to it surpassing Steam's allowed amount of symbols, therefore some game's aspects will be discussed briefly. I wish i didn't have to do this, but it can't be helped.

At first, i tried this game on 16th June of 2019, earned one specific achievement purely by messing around, which in result left me cheered up and with a realization that devs have a good sense of humor. Nevertheless, back then - i dropped the project, since at the moment i was looking for a different type of entertainment. But then, on 13th February of 2023, this game's time has finally came, and it was worth it.

---{Gameplay}---
☐ The only one of its kind
☑️ Land of opportunities
☐ Has a couple of tricks up in its sleeve
☐ Simple, yet operational
☐ Will do, if in a small doses
☐ Do something else while playing
☐ It was not supposed to be a game

- This is a first immersive sim i ever played in my life, so i don't know if it's the weakest, the strongest, or the average one among the genre. But no matter where it's going to end up - this is an amazingly impactful game overall. This is exactly a case when the game is a centimeter-wide and a kilometer-deep. All mechanics are fun, meaningful, consistent till the very end. Some of their branches are not polished to a finished state, but they will not prevent you from enjoying the game.

--{Story}---
☐ Do you feel like a hero yet?
☑️ You will wish to experience it like the very first time
☐ You will have something to discuss about
☐ It's just good enough to keep you going
☐ It feels forced, and the game could've lived without it
☐ Laughable, broken, pitiful
☐ There is none

- Narration reacts to your actions - you can play the game as if it is totally linear, or you can slow down, take your time, an treat it like in an RPG. You kill every character in the game, ignore everyone's quest, serve only yourself and cowardly escape from problems - It's fine! The game still has a place for your kind. In fact it has so many endings - one of them actually covers this behavior specifically.

---{Graphics}---
☐ Style is immortal
☐ This is the real reality
☐ Commendable
☑️ Decent
☐ Meh
☐ Disgusting
☐ Call an ambulance, your eyes are bleeding

- While this game shares Arkane's own art style, developed during creation of first Dishonored, it feels drastically watered down, as if Studio never had enough time to ponder it out fully: ingame drawn pictures, half of props and human anatomy does look polished, but usable equipment, enviroment and the other half of props - does not. Overall it still manages to create an appropriate representation even by 2023 standards, but it lost its chance to stand out.

---{Sound Effects}---
☐ ASMR
☐ It could even carry your feelings without OST
☐ Juicy, might even drive your wish for more
☑️ Sounds pleasantly, while it lasts
☐ Original, but forgettable
☐ They took everything from a free library
☐ Earrape

- Aside from recycling noises of (obviously) the recycling grenade, typhons' whispers and Gloo Gun's firing sounds, in my opinion, everything else sounds just okeyish. I think it's imperative for Prey's OST to accompany its SFX, and vice versa, because otherwise, by turning music off you'll contribute to the most unwelcome boredom's magnification.

---{Music}---
☐ This sentinel being just became my favorite composer
☐ You will download a significant amount of album's tracks to listen on a daily basis
☐ You will find yourself relistening to a lot of tracks
☑️ You are going to find some tracks to be memorable
☐ It's alright, but fails to bring any emotions
☐ It struggles to fit in
☐ It's so horrible that I wish it didn't exist

- From my perspective, the game has 2 very good tracks, while the rest of the album reminds narrowly-specialized, difficult-to-listen-separately ambient. Which is actually your most-common situation in games, or probably just a little bit better, since i remember a lot of decent games where i couldn't remember anything related to music.

--{Replayability}---
☑️ Either this piece of art has a specific amount of possible walkthroughs too huge to be counted here, or this game shares philosophy of infinite replay value, like Terraria, f.e.
☐ The game can still handle fun even on a 5th run
☐ This game will manage to suck you back into it 4 times
☐ You're gonna be stuck with this game for 3 walkthroughs
☐ It has some alternatives paths, enough to motivate you to go for it twice
☐ There is enough content here, but only for one single playthrough
☐ It barely has enough content even for one run

- Game has so many alternative paths that if you liked it - you will be replaying it many times again. I actually think this game will have more patience with player, rather than player with it:)

---{Difficulty}---
☐ It's too pathetic to be called a difficulty
☐ I am too young to die
☑️ Hey, not too rough
☐ Hurt me plenty
☐ Ultra-Violence
☐ Nightmare!
☐ Doom Slayer is dead

- If you're experienced with survival-based games - you will find this one's a little easy. If not - it will be just about average.

---{Grind}---
☐ Too linear to grind
☑️ Only if you care about competitive / achievements' aspects
☐ Isn't necessary for a main progress
☐ It's here, but it won't change your opinion over a game
☐ They've crossed the line where they should've stopped
☐ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELL, THAT'S ENOUGH!
☐ You are the only one who can bring me 10 wolf skins

- That's a simple one, to be honest. This game's just better than that, therefore it won't force you to fall for that, not even a single time, and no matter how good you're in combat and inventory management.

---{Length}---
☐ You can live here, if you want to
☐ 100 hours ~ 500 hours
☐ 51 ~ 100 hours
☑️ 26 ~ 50 hours
☐ 11 ~ 25 hours
☐ 1 ~ 10 hours
☐ You will finish it before the refund policy expiration

- Please, note that replayability value is not taken into consideration here. That check mark means hours needed for one fresh walkthrough on average. If you wish for more - you can bravely multiply that number.

---{Optimization}---
☐ Outstandingly polished product
☑️ Impressively stable, but not perfect
☐ Minor problems, you'll forget about them
☐ Has some design issues, but you can make it
☐ So unfair, that it's barely manageble
☐ Not walkthroughable without cheap workarounds
☐ This was released to lie and rob you.

- Game crashed 3 times during my 132 hours of playing, and all of the cases were random, and did not break my enjoyment beyond reopening the game and continuing whatever i was doing without any further consequences.

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑️ It's worth every cent
☐ Pricey, but it deserves your saved money
☐ Wait for a discount
☐ Take it only if you if you're SURE it's better than the rest of candidates.
☐ Better check your wishlist again, i bet there are more worthy games over there
☐ Greedy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ got insane

- You're basically robbing Arkane Studios with such price tag, especially if you're waiting for a discount. This game deserves to be 60$.

So, to sum up: Game possesses an amazing story, tremendous gameplay, high replay value, it's optimized, and it's comparatively cheap. The rest of the game's discussed qualities are average, none of them any close to being bad.

I say it's a yes.
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Boba Fatt 22 Mar, 2024 @ 3:02pm 
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H2SO4 4 Oct, 2023 @ 10:31am 
Played Tabletop with me. 10/10, would play again.
Rat With Knives 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm 
Hmm, this mighty derg got a lot of games, good ones at that.
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IrisDwaggie 25 Jun, 2022 @ 12:18pm 
WE RICH!:awswvara:
MeZmers 25 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am 
Он всегда пьет без остановки и из черной головки :mhwgood: