:

Let's be honest, you came to this profile because one or more of these reasons:
1. You are salty at my unbeatable skills in *Insert game here*
2. You are wondering why I suck in *Insert game here*
3. You are looking to trade in-game items
4. You are looking to trade drugs for money
5. You want an amazing, skillful friend with a great personality
6. You are looking for a extremely egotistical guy
7. You accidentally stumbled across this profile thinking it was a guy you know
8. I am that guy you know
9. You need money because you are broke
10. Don't worry friend, I'm broke too

Whatever is the cause of your arrival, I invite you to take a seat and have a nice glass of juice (I don't endorse alcohol here, Drink in your own profile) whilst I make a fool of myself.

I also professionally design and make games too uhhh

Anyways, I hope you have a terrible time playing with me and remember:
H-Have a..
Have a Gray-t day...
Just-
Just get out of my profile page.