Remember folks: Efficiency is clever laziness.
1.Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
3.Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
4.Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
5.Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
6.Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
7.Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris
8.Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
9.When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
10.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
11.Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest
12.Chuck Norris has a diary.It's called the Guinness Book Of World Records
13.Big Foot claims he saw Chuck Norris
14.Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline