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Ok, hear me out. So it's about this guy named Rick. He's a scientist that turns himself into a pickle. Smartest guy in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ universe. He was just chilling one day and he goes "You know what would be really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny?'. So later on in the episode Rick's grandson Morty comes to the garage and he hears a sound, he looks around for a sound and finds a green object and a disembodied voice tells him to flip it over, he flips over the thing and it's revealed that it's a pickle. His grandpa, the smartest guy in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ universe just turns himself into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pickle. Funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen.
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Ever wanted a really cool deathnote as a Mafioso, but you could only think of writing "HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR"? Well, you've come to the right place!
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SHAQ ATTAQ 16 Jun, 2020 @ 11:09am 
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phone 21 Apr, 2020 @ 1:57pm 
I'm sorry, little 'Soka

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
eXeQTeR ⇄ T/B/S 31 Mar, 2020 @ 11:15am 
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phone 19 Jan, 2020 @ 1:10pm 
I hate anime

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✪ tYmE 30 Dec, 2019 @ 12:46pm 
nice
phone 20 Dec, 2019 @ 10:36pm 
If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade 🙏👊 😠💯😭