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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Trash My Spotify Minutes are to be reckoned with

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If you are a beautiful cute femboy kitten, someone will put this in your comments.
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So first of all, I am a straight male. (You'll see why this is necessary) Although I sometimes think of femboys, I never imagine myself being a bottom. So what happened was I took a massive dump a moment ago. The ♥♥♥♥ was so big it almost flushed itself. Now the problem is, it felt really good for a few seconds when it was coming out of my bootyhole. Like almost too good. Like this thing was at least 6 inches long girthy behemoth. I didn't even know my booty could stretch like that. Soo now the real question I had after this incident is, does this mean, Hypothetically speaking, does this symbolise, metaphorically, metakingamassivedickupmyassandfeelinggoodaboutit? I can't believe a ♥♥♥♥ made me bi curious..

Put this on all your furry friends profiles to show they are a true furry!
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