When the mighty emperor of the Byzantine Empire in the late 900's started hearing rumours of a growing army of fierce cannibalistic tree-huggers led by perticulary handsome herculean bodied giant albino geniuses emerging from the depths of Africa to conquer Constantinople and all of the lands, he had a good laugh and was amused by the strange joke.

His didn't laugh when he was later served to victorious hungry soldiers who feasted on him in the courts of Constantinople, but at least his grandchildren and the people of what used to be the Byzantine Empire learned to respect the trees and eat humans like normal people.

9/10

When the mighty emperor of the Byzantine Empire in the late 900's started hearing rumours of a growing army of fierce cannibalistic tree-huggers led by perticulary handsome herculean bodied giant albino geniuses emerging from the depths of Africa to conquer Constantinople and all of the lands, he had a good laugh and was amused by the strange joke. His didn't laugh when he was later served to victorious hungry soldiers who feasted on him in the courts of Constantinople, but at least his grandchildren and the people of what used to be the Byzantine Empire learned to respect the trees and eat humans like normal people. 9/10