23 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
Recommended
16.2 hrs last two weeks / 2,398.6 hrs on record (1,121.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Aug, 2020 @ 11:04am
Updated: 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:35am

In this game you kill rats of all kinds, humanoid creatures, fat dudes that look like they came straight out of gross hentai mangas and weird cows that can somehow hit you even when they're not aiming for you.
You also kill huge buff rats and huge buff humanoid creatures, blob monster that will McHappyMeal your ass and a huge cow that will ruin your entire day and shove yourself into your own butt

- You can be a medieval mercenary soldier that's swole and the best all-around guy ever
- You can be a hunter that phases out of existence the moment crap hits but still cool guy
- You can be a heavy armor veteran soldier that is the most underated class ever
- You can drink goddess e-girl bath water and become Deus Vult Templar

- You can be a ranger dwarf that eats monsters for dinner and has infinite bombs
- You can be a literal tin can with legs that only dies if you really want it to
- You can be a red haired dog that jumps on people and bite everyone
- You can be a minigun sentry with legs that breaks instantly if you hit it too hard but has an entire nuclear weapons arsenal and works as bomb storage slave

- You can be a hot wood elf that kills her entire team better than the enemies and will rush the entire map only to die about 30 meters away and blame her team
- You can be a soldier elf that likes to dance a lot and can revive you with sonic speed
- You can be a purple backstabber that crumples in a pile of trash with the slightest force applied
- You can be a broken mess of thorns with cheating staff and the ability to literally put a wall between you and the main point of the game, which is killing rats.

** YOU CAN BE A VENERABLE WITCH HUNTER THAT FARTS TO ASSERT DOMINANCE
** YOU CAN BE THE HOLIEST MERCENARY THAT EVER EXISTED AND HAS A MONSTER DELETE BUTTON
** YOU CAN BE POSSIBLY MOST FUN BDSM USER TO PLAY BUT DESTROYED BY TEAMMATES HEALING YOU EVEN WHEN YOU ASK THEM NOT TO.
** YOU CAN BE A GOD INCARNATE PALADIN THAT WILL BONK ENEMIES INTO THE LIGHT AND SHIELD YOU FROM HARM AND CANNOT EVER BE CURSED

- You can be a crooked witch I guess
- You can also be an even crookier witch that dies to a breeze but boy she can crit
- You can also be the tankiest firecracker ever, but mind you, you WILL EXPLODE.
- You can also be THE MOST HERECTIC THING THAT EVER EXISTED, BY SIGMAR THIS WITCH IS THE REASON I DRINK. SHE CAN SUMMON SKELETONS NOW. OH THE AGONY.

Also if you don't live in North America / Europe, prepare to get hit even when you block / dodge and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on because of it.

Other players will destroy everything you stand up for and leave you with nothing but sorrow or madness or anything in between.

Your sole faith is the only thing that they can never take away from you.

SIGMAR WILLS IT.
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3 Comments
Felixinius 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm 
BLESSED BE THYSELF IN UNRELENTING FAITH, SOLDIER!
Selknam 15 Jul, 2022 @ 12:38pm 
SIGMAR BLESS THIS RAVAGED REVIEW
Vhailor 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59am 
:happy_yeti: