Recent reviews by They Call Me Swan!

If you can look past the bugs, glitches, and soft locks, the game can be a real blast to play. There were absolutely some poor decisions made during development, and using the term "cyberpunk" is 100% not true at all, and VERY misleading, but below the muck and grime there is love poured into this game by underpaid and overworked devs who deserve their work to be recognized.

This is not about those devs. This is about CDPR, and the garbage that they allowed to be released as broken and unoptimized garbage to a market that they KNEW would 100% eat it up after waiting since May of 2012. We ate it up, and spit it out. How can you come out spewing "YEAH F*CK THE MAN!" while being that very "man"? A "man" who I'm sure has had the devs crunching spaghetti code for way longer than they care to admit. I'm glad that the devs bonus wasn't dangled above their heads for longer than it was already, because had Sony pulled Cyberpunk from the PlayStation store way earlier than they did, I doubt they would've at all. I'm sure the PR team for CDPR is on max damage control right now, but it's spiraling very quickly with each new discovery.

I got extremely high and laughed so hard I cried while playing this game. It's perfect

If you're a fan of HALF-Life, and you have a VR headset, please buy this game. From start to finish, I loved every SECOND of this masterpiece. Every ounce of this game has love stuffed into it, and it shows. Valve, thank you for this experience, I look forward to revisiting it again!

Hey Rockstar, why don't you focus on pleasing whatever fans you have left by:
1. Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them over by stealing their legitimately earned (AND PAID FOR) cash.
2. Not releasing content that is so damn lack-luster that its actually driving people away from your product.
3. Releasing that single player DLC that's been rumored since 2014.
4. Actually punishing hackers.
5. Getting a support team that is actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ competent.
6. Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with vehicle statistics so people don't waste 2.4 MILLION on the game's fastest supercar (That's Two Great White Shark Cards, $39.99!) only to have it become the THIRD fastest THREE WEEKS LATER
7. Not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over the single player community by putting a halt on ALL forms of modding (I don't care if this was back in July, its still a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that no one will forget anytime soon).
8. Releasing more weapons, maybe? Jesus this game has been out since 2013 and they've added 39 new weapons, most of which are reskinned melee weapons. "Just what I Rockstar, another baseball bat that looks like a pool cue, yay..."

I fear for the future of Read Dead Redemption 2 and the Grand Theft Auto Series as a whole. Grand Theft Auto V is nothing but a F2P game with a $60 price tag that was made by a greedy company with no regard for their fans. But hey, at least Clash of Clans won't take away the money that you PAID FOR

It's okay, I guess

Newest update broke the game. Now, it won't even boot up...

EDIT: After almost a year, they've managed to ♥♥♥♥ up this game even more! I can't even downgrade to Version 1.0.7.0 anymore to run certain mods like LCPDFR! And don't even say "This is a 9 year old game, why are you complaining?" I'm complaining because POSTAL 2 has been out for 14 years, and they just added NEW WORKING CONTENT last year! Unbelieveable! I'll be avoiding Rockstar Games in the future...

Press R to Restart...

I went from "Wow, this looks really good and even has a great soundtrack!" to "OH MY GOD, I JUST SHOT THAT DINO'S HEAD CLEAN OFF." It's bloody and fun! (And there's already an update coming in January). I'm digging it, TREK!

This game is an emotional rollercoaster. It's a fast-paced, story driven game that (even though will make you want to pull your hair out at one point or another) has honestly stolen my heart. As bloody and humorous as it is, nothing will prepare you for the ending.

Pros:
Long (Took me 15 hours to complete)
Trading Cards (they sell for around $0.09)
Plenty of witty humor (I saw a couple of nods to Eddie Izzard)
You can use a demon's head as a weapon (IT SHOOTS FRICKIN' LASER BEAMS)
Straightfoward and solid gameplay
You can backtrack (So if you find hidden items along the way that require you to take an alternate root, you can get to it)
Tons of references to Delvolver games (You can listen to quotes/music at arcade machines. AND YES, THEY REFERENCE HOTLINE MIAMI AND SERIOUS SAM)
Plenty of upgrades for your weapons (Which is really useful in the later levels
Beautiful (Crisp clean sounds and great wold design. Really made it feel like demons had come to Earth)
Lots of hidden places to explore (Naked pixel ladies and a reference to Monty Python and The Holy Grail?!)

Cons:
A buttf*ckery of enemies (It really sucks in places with no room to move around in)
Mini-bosses (Oh boy, don't get me started...)
Sometimes when entering the Shadow Realm (at least for me) it'd crash
It can get confusing at times (You may find yourself getting stuck)

Overall, this game is a solid 9.5/10. If you're thinking about purchasing it during the Delvolver Sale, just do it.

Take Hotline Miami's violence and Saints Row's over the top humor and you get Kung Fury!