• Im Kind of a Big Deal - TopDog 2020

• Want to clip my nails but also dont want to big decisions...- The Cheese Master 2020

• "“Do you think I care about what the law says?” - Big Bird, 2004" -BigCunt 2018

• -_- - rikrun45, 2014

• im waiting on the day one of them ends up in jail, wouldn't surprise me- SomeEmoLesbian, 2017

• Just letting you know though you haven't got as much power as you think over our group.
-The Shemale, 2017

• mama mia that’s a spicy sausage - The Chef 2020

• I just nutted in a tinder hoe #yolo- Ranga 2016

• "I'll jab you in the jaw, block your return and then hit you with the left hook" - Sped Baloney 2016

• "i will never do a hand cam because my hands go in such stange positions just instinctive,y lmao"
-AngryPhroggy 2021

• "Really feel like a coles caramel mud cake rn" - Someone that Shouldn't be eating cake 2021

• "Go die in a FIRE!" -ElMaco, 2015

• "I HAVE A DREAM" - Shortland Captain, 2013

• your mother loves the feeling of my nuts slapping against her taint while i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her in the ass -Coopters, 2021

• My kids ruined your mothers makeup - Jacob McKinnon, 2021

• as the old saying goes, no matter how much you polish a turd it's still a turd- MeatPie & Diet Coke, 2021

• "That's pretty weird by Lachlan Mac" -BrodieTTV, 2021

• "Uber got done be soeed cam" -BRADOGAMERLOL, 2021

• "Getting off is a waste of time" - SEBOGAMERLOL, 2021

• "has anyone ever tried to carbonate ♥♥♥ and how successful were they" -ThroatGoat, 2022

• "We will take the shemale" -Some Year 9 Kid referring to the Kebab King, 2015

• "Well mate you havent paid your fair share so you can buzz off" -CazzaBree123, 2022

• "BORN TO WIN" -TheBiggestLoserAustralia (No i don't mean the show), 2022

• "a good hand full is the go" -ThePearMan, 2022

• "had sex with a german girl and she kept telling me her age lol" -Orangutan, 2023

• "put your dummy back in before i unzip the substitute" -BipolarBear, 2023

• "You can prevent any rape, just say yes" -ColesMeltdown, 2023

• "I am proud to say the that is the best ass ever" -⚡FutureUncle⚡, 2023

• "I bet you gargle on melted butter you clown" -NattieW, 2022

• "I have a thirst for knowledge, a total dislike for war and racism" -KellyNelson, 2022

• "♥♥♥♥♥ got they nails done and now needs to relearn basic day to day tasks" -HotEmoWomenMan, 2023

• "Good. Don't try anything." -ExiledFatCunt, 2017

• "When the safeword is Orange but she keeps saying the colour not the fruit" -OrangeEnthusiast, 2024