Craig Myer
Johhnny Selfsuck.   United States
 
 
GODAM SH|T THE BED
Currently Offline
These nuts
Alrighty then, picture this, if you will:
10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes
In my "need to know" post just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy
When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping
holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
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Comments
UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:47pm 
yu
The Poob 25 Jun, 2021 @ 10:09am 
:jcdenton:: Well, well. Didn't think anyone was left! You must pretty tough, huh?
:benny:: Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you?
:jcdenton:: Oh? You're not local! Even better.
:jcdenton:: Mother Mirander's gonna love you!
:benny:: Ahhh. Ow. (Noises you make while being f*cked in the ass)
:jcdenton:: Hahahahahahahahaha (Noises you make while f*cking someone in the ass)

*Some time later*

:jcdenton:: Quit your whining; we're almost there!
Halo Gamer 16 May, 2018 @ 3:56pm 
i love that boy.
Quantum 6 May, 2018 @ 11:33am 
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