Craig Myer
Johhnny Selfsuck.
United States
GODAM SH|T THE BED
GODAM SH|T THE BED
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These nuts
Alrighty then, picture this, if you will:
10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes
In my "need to know" post just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy
When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping
holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
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Comentários
UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod 11 jan. 2022 às 21:47 
yu
The Poob 25 jun. 2021 às 10:09 
:jcdenton:: Well, well. Didn't think anyone was left! You must pretty tough, huh?
:benny:: Who the ♥♥♥♥ are you?
:jcdenton:: Oh? You're not local! Even better.
:jcdenton:: Mother Mirander's gonna love you!
:benny:: Ahhh. Ow. (Noises you make while being f*cked in the ass)
:jcdenton:: Hahahahahahahahaha (Noises you make while f*cking someone in the ass)

*Some time later*

:jcdenton:: Quit your whining; we're almost there!
Halo Gamer 16 mai. 2018 às 15:56 
i love that boy.
Quantum 6 mai. 2018 às 11:33 
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