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"I had a feeling, and that feeling was 100% correct!" - Toby

"With honor... honor. With honor... more honor." - H̶a̶n̶z̶o̶ Dave

"*weird, high pitched animal mating call*" - Dom

"What's your mother's name? Because she's getting my dong." - Dom again

"Suck your mum, suck your dad, suck your dogs." - Eason

"Wait, where's my backpack- Oh, it's on my back." - Kraaz

"relatable" - Noah

"What the ♥♥♥♥, man?" - Toby again

"Pikachu, you fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' dumplin!" - Dave

"WOODADOODADOO, top of the lad septic!" - Dave for a third time

"I see you've got a new cat. That's one sexy cat." - Dave for a fourth time

"Come out come out, you cannot hide. At least that's what my uncle said when I was five." - Zebra lady from My Little Pony

"I'd find it funny getting Alzheimers when I'm older; I wouldn't remember saying that though." - Toby for a third time

"A handful of bang theory." - Young Sheldon

"What do you meeeaan?" - Matthew

"How about you stick that fat plumber ♥♥♥♥ inside my baby vagina?" - Baby Peach

"You wanna stick your ♥♥♥♥ between my bony ass?" - Charlie

"Smh my head, my penis, my head, my penis head" - Dom

"bruh" - Toby

"It looks like an elephant with David Attenborough's face" - Dom

"Potato, tomato." - Dom again

"A que quieres un beso? *smooch* " - Toby

"Alright, that's it. I better get the ♥♥♥ sock out." - Toby again

"God, that was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cringe." - Toby again again

"It smells like it's gonna rain." - Dom

"I don't have Parsec, but I do have Parkinson's." - Toby idiot

"It would be so weird being a terrorist now." - Nathan

"When you think about it, her ♥♥♥♥♥'s been ageing for a lot of years. It's like a fine wine." - Toby, on Horizon from popular battle royale game Apex Legends

"sorry. pooin" - Toby

"How long does Pride Month last again" - Toby once again

"I could hear you revving up the baby noises" - Addie

"I like how bulbous those children are" - Addie

"Gotta crack my knuckles, because it reminds me of bones" - Addie again

"Unfurl your giant horsecock like a fruit roll up." - Addie but for a fourth time

"funny c*m dog" - Addie

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Gracks 23 Dec, 2020 @ 1:26pm

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tobes 5 Jun, 2020 @ 9:23am

⚠️ WARNING-HEALTH AND SAFETY

BEFORE PLAYING, READ YOUR OPERATIONS MANUAL FOR IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY.

Also online at www.nintendo.com/healthsafety/

Press Ⓐ to continue.

Streetmeat- 7 May, 2020 @ 8:12am

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tobes 26 Apr, 2020 @ 11:19am

thanks for sub!

junk 8 Apr, 2020 @ 4:56pm

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tobes 16 Feb, 2020 @ 3:24am

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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