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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 7:31pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:20am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 7:31pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 7:54pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:41am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 7:50am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 4:16pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 7:30pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 8:42am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 10:08am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 11:12am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 1:17pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2018 @ 8:54am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 5:14pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 7:22am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 6:06pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 6:36pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 7:52am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 6:41pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 6:39pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 8:11am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 8:55am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 7:50pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 7:57am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 11:10am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 4:38pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 5:17pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 8:50am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 7:09am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 7:37pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 9:47am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 4:23pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:40am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 7:31pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 10:04am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:49am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 7:06am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 12:56pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:36am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 8:19am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 7:54am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 7:54pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 4:18pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 7:14pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 7:29pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 4:21pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 4:30pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 4:20pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 7:58am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 7:51am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 7:11am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 10:15am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 9:04am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2018 @ 4:20pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 8:46am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2018 @ 8:55am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 7:48am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 8:43am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 9:52am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 7:52am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 6:18pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 7:37am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 6:26pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 9:26am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 5:44pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 9:50am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 8:59am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2018 @ 8:10am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 7:50am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2018 @ 6:01pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 9:57am



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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