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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Obținută la 12 ian. 2018 la 19:31

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 8:20

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Obținută la 12 ian. 2018 la 19:31

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Obținută la 12 ian. 2018 la 19:54

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 8:41

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 7:50

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 16:16

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 19:30

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 8:42

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 10:08

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 11:12

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 13:17

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Obținută la 15 ian. 2018 la 8:54

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 17:14

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 7:22

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 18:06

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 18:36

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 7:52

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 18:41

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 18:39

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 8:11

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 8:55

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Obținută la 12 ian. 2018 la 19:50

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 7:57

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 11:10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 16:38

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 17:17

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 8:50

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 7:09

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 19:37

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 9:47

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 16:23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 8:40

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Obținută la 12 ian. 2018 la 19:31

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 10:04

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 8:49

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 7:06

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 12:56

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 8:36

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 8:19

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2018 la 7:54

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Obținută la 12 ian. 2018 la 19:54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 16:18

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 19:14

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Obținută la 12 ian. 2018 la 19:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 16:21

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 16:30

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 16:20

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 7:58

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 7:51

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 7:11

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 10:15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 9:04

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Obținută la 13 ian. 2018 la 16:20

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 8:46

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Obținută la 15 ian. 2018 la 8:55

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Obținută la 23 ian. 2018 la 7:48

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Obținută la 23 ian. 2018 la 8:43

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Obținută la 23 ian. 2018 la 9:52

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2018 la 7:52

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2018 la 18:18

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Obținută la 23 ian. 2018 la 7:37

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2018 la 18:26

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Obținută la 23 ian. 2018 la 9:26

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2018 la 17:44

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Obținută la 23 ian. 2018 la 9:50

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2018 la 8:59

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Obținută la 23 ian. 2018 la 8:10

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2018 la 7:50

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Obținută la 24 ian. 2018 la 18:01

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Obținută la 14 ian. 2018 la 9:57



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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