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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2018 o 19:31

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 8:20

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2018 o 19:31

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2018 o 19:54

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 8:41

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 7:50

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 16:16

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 19:30

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 8:42

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 10:08

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 11:12

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 13:17

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odblokowano: 15 stycznia 2018 o 8:54

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 17:14

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 7:22

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 18:06

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 18:36

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 7:52

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 18:41

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 18:39

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 8:11

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 8:55

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2018 o 19:50

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 7:57

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 11:10

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 16:38

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 17:17

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 8:50

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 7:09

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 19:37

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 9:47

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 16:23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 8:40

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2018 o 19:31

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 10:04

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 8:49

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 7:06

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 12:56

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 8:36

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 8:19

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odblokowano: 24 stycznia 2018 o 7:54

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2018 o 19:54

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 16:18

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 19:14

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odblokowano: 12 stycznia 2018 o 19:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 16:21

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 16:30

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 16:20

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 7:58

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 7:51

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 7:11

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 10:15

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 9:04

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odblokowano: 13 stycznia 2018 o 16:20

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 8:46

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odblokowano: 15 stycznia 2018 o 8:55

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odblokowano: 23 stycznia 2018 o 7:48

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odblokowano: 23 stycznia 2018 o 8:43

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odblokowano: 23 stycznia 2018 o 9:52

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odblokowano: 24 stycznia 2018 o 7:52

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odblokowano: 24 stycznia 2018 o 18:18

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odblokowano: 23 stycznia 2018 o 7:37

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Odblokowano: 24 stycznia 2018 o 18:26

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 23 stycznia 2018 o 9:26

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 24 stycznia 2018 o 17:44

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Odblokowano: 23 stycznia 2018 o 9:50

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odblokowano: 24 stycznia 2018 o 8:59

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odblokowano: 23 stycznia 2018 o 8:10

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odblokowano: 24 stycznia 2018 o 7:50

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odblokowano: 24 stycznia 2018 o 18:01

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odblokowano: 14 stycznia 2018 o 9:57



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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