:'( got out ok, sorry to hear it didn't pan out for you guys

I hope that worked out for you. It ended poorly for us lol

My neck doesn't tilt down that far :(

watch out for the traps

Listen. I know we all like to think we could handle a treadmill while rollerskating, but I've only seen a few people who can walk the walk, and by walk I mean roll. When you really get to the nitty-gritty of inline skating, this guy can do some moves. He once walked into my vintage tailoring store and asked for a pair of kangaroo boots with all the extras. I said, "get ye gone, knave, you know nothing of upholstery." He was the type of guy to not even check the price tag, and by that I mean he stole six light grey medium size sweaters and ran out. I tried to follow him, but he swoosed around me in a circle on his inline skates so fast that all the oxygen got sucked out of me and I looked like a Capri-Sun that got juiced. This guy has not listened to any city ordinance involving not suffocating store-owners with your skating prowess! I intend to kill him by learning to curve-bullets like in the Prestige and taking my sweaters back.

Gg, respect for not running after getting one of the bounties