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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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GREATER FRIEND +rep

What didst thou just spake of me, thou dog? Know this, knave, I am the best sword in the fleets of Sir Francis Drake, and I hath partaken in numerous raids ‘pon the ports of Spain and hath carried off over three hundred Doubloons! I am trained in musket warfare and am the best shot in the militias of His Majesty! Thou art nothing to me but another target. I shalt strike thee down with all the furies of the Heavens above and Hells below, of a sort not yet seen on this Earth. Thou thinkest that ye can slander me, naught consequence? Thou art mistaken. For as we speak, I am contacting my spies and friends cross’t the breadth of old England to locate thou, so thou best prepare for mine storm, ye cowardly poltroon. A divine storm that shalt wipe out ye pathetic existence. Thou art but food for mine dogs, for I canst be anwhere at any time, and I canst kill thou in over seven hundred ways with naught but mine sword and buckler.

This guy thinks cats are incapable of dancing, I think the cats just don't like him

THE 5 SPEARS ARE AFTER THIS MAN
The swag came to me. The thug life chose me as it nae nae'ed from the lit clouds of heaven. Heaven the harbor of dankness and fresh MeMes. It chose me and I will embrace the gift I received.