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107.9 hrs on record
Unplayable as of now. Dont give valve your money. They let hackers seize their games and sit idle while watching their community die.
Posted 12 June.
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31.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Feels very incomplete. Combat has very little diversity, not varied enough.

Might get better at release.
Posted 6 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
211.6 hrs on record (108.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I like this game.The mechanics are somewhat unpolished and clunky, but it is nontheless mechanics you can play around and master in their own cool ways.Inventory system is kinda bad, mods are SERIOUSLY RECCOMENDED.Some of the bosses are mediocre.The mistlands update fixes a lot of the annoyances of the game, though at a late stage of the game. All in all its a fun game. I am sure it will only become better. But seriously, take a look at mods. It will make your life much better.
Posted 25 March, 2023.
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4,511.2 hrs on record
After 3000 hours passing you will realise that this game just become increasingly frustraing to play as a free to play user.

And what can I say, paying for an diling game, yeah no.
If you do not value your time and have literally nothing else going on in your lfie then this is the game for you.
Posted 31 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
213.8 hrs on record (212.3 hrs at review time)
If you want to play a game series where you literally are dying in the wait of new releases in the series please play this game.

If you like having boners after defeating bosses (or if having the feeling of being good at a game) this game is for you.
Posted 13 April, 2021.
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352.3 hrs on record (142.1 hrs at review time)
I can tell you right now that i've spent well above 10.000 hours on this game and its a game that keeps on giving. You are seriously missing out if you skip this game just because it looks old.

But I gotta warn you, Runescape is more addicting than any drug on this planet. Once you have taken the plunge you never truly quit.
Posted 2 March, 2021.
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23.4 hrs on record
I just downloaded it here on steam to be able to say that Runescape has given me 15 years of memories. This game is _addicting_

I have spent well over 15.000 hours in this game, and dont think it won't happen to you either if you love mmos.

I play the oldschool variant though. The main variant is great if you want to get a taste of what both games has to offer.
Posted 21 October, 2020.
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1,954.8 hrs on record (186.1 hrs at review time)
This game takes a while to get into. But there is no game thats better at consuming your time & soul like this game.

The experience can be summarized as "Just one more turn" times 1000.
Posted 26 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
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15.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game has much potential right now, but in its current state, the game content stops right about the moment things can start to get interesting.

Me and my friend finished it in about 12 hours in our first playthrough.

The early game was understandably a little bit long, as we had to build our raft from basically nothing. We tried to build a good and fleet as early as possible, so we about a 14x14 sized raft.

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The main issue i have with the game is that when the "mid game content" started, that is when we first went for the ocean rig which unlocks large islands, things went way too fast. There was little to no reason to unlock or use the things that we unlocked. Within a few hours we were at the final island with the big bear, and finished the objectives there.




Summary:

Dont get me wrong, the game has alot of potential, but in its current state you will feel blueballed by the game, where the progression stops the second things start to get interesting.

This might change later in time, but for now the will have a negative review. I will change it later in time if new content comes and the developers fixes the issues i personally have with the game.
Posted 10 May, 2020.
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1.0 hrs on record
Not challenging, just frustrating. Finished it in 52 minutes. Way too short.
Posted 1 May, 2019.
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