Recent reviews by Suspect Bucket

I'm gonna make my mom play this

As a former litter girl and forever metal fan, MACHINAE SUPREMACY RULES

It's a cute golf game that explores a lot of different interesting ideas. It controls fine, it's a casual golf game. It's fun to sit down and screw around with to blow off steam, and the story is amazing! I would like a 'golf buddies' mode though, where I could take time to admire the holes or mess around with the different robots, some take awhile to get used to. Or maybe a challenge mode! As a casual golfer, I would love to blow up more of the buildings surrounding the courses.

A great beat-em-up that effectively kills time, not thumbs. Good with the the Steam Controller once you decipher the buttons.

CONS: Poor writing, music does not fit the theme, Janky UI, bugs including issues with adjusting sound and graphics levels, issues with room use, not very polished.
PROS: All of the above issues can be fixed. Fun, easily understood graphics, classic theme, takes inspiration from the best. Has a lot of heart and is very much headed in the right direction. This game is headed onwards and upwards, and so long as development continues on the same pace, this should be a fine little gem soon. I miss the old Theme Hospital, and I have enough faith to drop a tenner to support it's development.

Please take this EA money to hire someone to reveiw the writing (it does not fit the theme or flow very well), and whip up or buy some better tavern music. The rest, I have faith you can adress yourself.