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Barret sounds exactly like i imagined when i first played this on psx. Actually, so does everyone. But mostly my biggest positive for this is Barret. He's the man. Always go on the golden saucer date with Barret.

Do you like dinosaurs? Do you like robots? Do you like strong female leads? Do you like shooting stuff with arrows?

You've come to the right place.

I'm going to assume you know of or have played Horizon: Zero Dawn already, and wondering if you should upgrade to the remastered edition. Right now it's $10, and that price it's a no brainer. The updates are like going from an xbox 360 to an xbox one. a ps3 to a ps4, a GTX 1060 to an RTX 3060.

Extra vegetation, better player / npc models, they added the freakin face hair to Aloy that got so much controversy from the second game. It looks amazing and it is worth your money. To all those wondering, yes, you can import your savegame from the OG Horizon: Zero Dawn. Your achievements will not transfer over, however.

The game market is absolutely flooded with "triple a" open world, hitting people with swords, shooting people with guns kind of games and while they were once innovative and fun to play they are becoming as tiresome as the film world.
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Fret no more, luckily we still have little indie game studios like Wrong Organ and the like to ease our AAA fatigue.
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Let me preface this review by saying that if you are a graphics slut, you can probably forget about this.
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This game is for the odd ones, the ones who need something else, something new. Something ... painful.
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That said, graphics, while not very impressive, carry a distinctive visual style and is refreshing to the gaming market. The story is completely insane and kept me interested until the end. Not once in this game did I just run through the level, hoping it would end. Every nook and cranny has something interesting to find, or the developers had something interesting to say.
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It's kind of a horror game, but it's nothing too scary, don't be a wimp.
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It is a short game, i finished it in about 3 hours, but the price of entry is less than a movie ticket. And what are you going to watch at the movies that isn't just recycled garbage at this point. There's not a lot of "game" to be had, it is mostly walking around clicking on things, but that's ok. The story keeps your attention. What is in the captain's quarters? Just who is Polle? Where the hell are we?
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Over all, if you like sci-fi / horror / general mind-fujuckery, and you got a few hours to spare, give this one a shot. I don't think you will be disappointed.

Play this game or there will be... trouble.

If you are a fan of RoboCop and first person shooters you will likely enjoy this game. It's rich with RoboCop lore and secrets. They nailed it with this one. RoboCop sounds perfect, all the actors from the movie are in the game, as well. It does not follow any of the movies; it has a unique story, which is totally welcome.

The shooting feels great and they let you play around with a lot of different weapons. Naturally you will return to his iconic Auto-9 but it is fun to try out other alternatives. The blood and gore is on par for the movie, grabbing punks and throwing them sky high then filling them full of lead on their way down is always fun. And yes, you can shoot people in the ♥♥♥♥ and they react appropriately.

I've had a lot of fun with this one, exploring every corner in search of secrets and flushing out all the side quests. I am not finished with it yet but I will be soon and I think it took me around 17 hours. Not bad!

Graphics. These graphics are AMAZING. I have everything cranked up and using Lumen and it looks better than Cyberpunk at max with ray tracing. No kidding. The new unreal 5 engine is insane and RoboCop has never been shinier.

If you are a fan of old 80s action movies and RoboCop in general you owe it to yourself to play this one.

Do you like stories? Do you like them untold before you are told them? Good. Play this. If you are a fan of old 1980/90s text based games you will not be disappointed.

This sounds old mannish. Basically this is a retro game styled to look like an 80/90's adventure game. There are no jump scares but there is psychological horror. You can handle it. Don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥.

Sure, this game doesn't have the polish of a triple A blockbuster, but it has something better. The terminator theme song.

Anyway, I recommend this game. It runs very well, and looks pretty good. It does look a bit dated, even for 2018? standards. But I can't fault that, the terminators and other machines look kick ass. The human models are a little stiff, but that's okay. The writing is top notch and firing the weapons feels good. They give you lots of toys to play with as well. Knives, Bombs, Traps, Drugs!

The terminators are just the right amount of scary too. If you have a big open field, it's like whatever but run into one in a hallway and and there's a bit of a pucker. Those T-850s are always fun.

But you know the one thing I really appreciate about this game? It knows when to end. So many big triple A titles add so much filler and collectibles and junk and artificially expand a 12 hour game into a 30-40 hour game. That's not fun, that is tedious.

Plus the terminator song. I could listen to that all day.

YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!

Kill robot dinosaurs for 12 bucks. Worth it!

Very charming game that demands to be played in a tiny window on your desktop. There's good reason for this, and you should definitely play it this way. I applaud the outside the box thinking with game play here. I just wish the window was a little bigger, or had a 2x option.

But the game itself, albeit a little short (and for a good reason - multiple endings), is fantastic. If you enjoyed Undertale you will no doubt enjoy OneShot.

The characters and music are not quite as memorable but the sentiment is there, and I enjoyed my journey with Niko from start to finish.

it's a nice break from the main stream shooting and fighting games, and somehow awakened feelings from my childhood.

I can't recommend this game enough.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite game on the Citadel. Likely, you have played these games before. This edition makes everything prettier and even makes the first game a *little* easier to slog through. If you have not played these games, look up another review. I'm not gonna explain why it's one of the best series ever made. If you like BioWare games, dig it. If you like Sci-Fi, dig it. If you like punching reporters in the face, dig it.

However, do NOT dig the PC version of this. Everything about it is perfect except the EA App/Origin/whatever launcher. It is a horrible piece of software that has no business existing. It has problems running, it creates problems with your game launching, and it needs to be connected to the internet to work.

What is it doing? Checking your license? I mean, Steam can do that. So I wonder what else...

Anyway. ♥♥♥♥ EA and their launcher, but this game is amazing. If you have access to a console, I'd pick it up there. No crappy launcher to deal with and still looks and plays fantastic.

Or if you're savvy, there's always the Bay.