new year new -rep for being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic loser i hope all your socks have holes in them and that a big black burly man comes into your home at night and does unspeakable things to you

After a good game of CSGO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming and i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard co(ck:push against my leg, he then forcefully tried to penetrate me luckily I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Give me back my little dark age edit privileges chudsworth

+rep is part of those who knows

- rep for the slanderous accusations of me trying to steal your coins, but + rep for not putting up a fight when i did steal your coins. Your donation helped fund my most recent feast on the unfortunately now dead hooker behind mcdonalds I will be back , so keep your pockets full... also - rep for not doing the 1 2 3 4 as lucky chloe , but + rep for being a holly jolly fellow.

bro stfu im literally gona bite a hole into ur nipple and fill it with milk so u can lactate like a woman