hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Is actually a cult leader in a southern texas militia encampment. Not too violent though

+rep god gamer and chill dude

-rep skrub goes offline forever then when I need him HES AWAy

-rep
Came to a family cookout uninvited, claiming he was 'buzzed out' from 'chugging dat kool-aid like it was ♥♥♥♥♥ juice'. Then reached into the potato salad with his bare hands, slid the hand down his mouth, down his chin, and across his chest. Claimed 'this ♥♥♥♥ so good if it was a dude I'd suck his ♥♥♥♥ like I was drownin' and his balls had oxygen'. He then proceeded to realize this wasn't the party he thought it was, shouted 'y'all nigas got no blow so I'mma gooo', and began sprinting away only to run through my sliding glass door and lose consciousness until the EMTs arrived.

Also, I will keep the 'b' in 'beat your ass'.

Ok, this is epic