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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 23.3 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Nov, 2023 @ 4:13am

After investing more hours than I'd like to admit into Cities Skylines 2, I've achieved the impossible: created a metropolis where traffic flows as smoothly as peanut butter in a desert. Just kidding! My city is a hot mess, but hey, chaos has its charm, right?

In this game, you're not just a mayor; you're a traffic conductor, a sewage management expert, and an urban planner whose decisions are as chaotic as a squirrel on a caffeine rush. I thought I was smart until my citizens began complaining about trash piling up while I was busy creating a maze of highways that lead to nowhere. Sorry, guys, your garbage will have to wait; I'm redesigning the downtown loop for the tenth time!

The graphics are so immersive that you'll swear you're actually trapped in your own city, desperately trying to figure out why everyone is using the same lane when there are four lanes empty. And don't even get me started on disasters! The tornadoes, earthquakes, and alien invasions are just nature's way of saying, "Surprise! Fix this mess or suffer the consequences!"

But let's talk about the citizens. These little virtual people have a mind of their own. They'll complain about everything from not having enough parks to having too many parks. I mean, make up your minds, folks! And the way they cheer when you finally fix their traffic woes—pure satisfaction! Until five minutes later when they start griping about something else.

The modding community deserves an award for turning the game into a chaotic circus. From adding Godzilla to replacing every car with a Mario Kart, there's no limit to the insanity you can inject into your already chaotic city.
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