my stupid damn little ass and my stupid little pecker with the balls on it are iconic, and me right now, and mood
(g uy runs me over in a pick up truck and breaks my ribs and twists my freaking legs off) Oh thats crindge!
its a travesty that my Diddy kong racing any%s arent pulling the viewers they deserve because theyd all rather see a woman showing her BRA !
Actual T-Shirt Seen At e3 2021 - "Next Gen Sucked Me Off " . - Why? How?
HE'S BEEN TO PRISON OVER NINE THOUSAND TIMES
Y'know, being the CEO of the fastest growing luxary clothing brand in the world has its perks. But its not all easy. its not easy being Bread. im gonna talk about a day in the life of a ceo. and show how a real ceo lives. First I wake up and brush my teeth. Then I go to the local 7/11 and get a black and mild and some backwoods. i'm like; "can I get one single black and mild and a pack of backwoods? yeah yeah that right there backwoods yeah thats good $10.44? thank you very much" I have a nice cup of coffee, then I go to the local 7/11 and get a black and mild and some backwoods. then I have a blooming onion for lunch. then I go to the local 7/11 and get a black and mild and some backwoods. and then I get on a phone call with the Vatican. then I go to the local 7/11 and get a black and mild and some backwoods. Im really about this sh*t. I only eat at 5 star restaurants. 5 star restaurants. "just how I like it" everything else tastes like sh*t. then I go to the local 7/11 and get a black and mild and some backwoods. Then I go to starbucks and ask them if they have any black and mild or backwoods. CEOs they need time to relax too. on my days off, if im not smoking, I like to get my d:ck sucked. its not easy being Bread. Being the CEO of the fastest growing luxury clothing brand in the world has its perks but its not all easy! Spread challange spread challange. oh no somebodys short. im boutta call lockheed martin about this one I gotta call them. Im gonna have to call Ja Rule about this one. I think egypt is short on this one. that peussy smell like oxtail tacos. its gonna be the bomb ! m not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! thas wy dock chok jjiun spi surgyr ad pater noster qui es in cœlis sanctificetur nomen tuum adveniat regnum tuum fiat voluntas tua sicut in cœlo et in terra panem nostrum soup slam! Waiter! There's an eye in my soup! Chicken noodle and minestrone are for wimps, but even for a mighty ogre like Shrek, dinner can be creepy when it stares back at you. You have 60 seconds to keep your soup from staring you down! Use your mouse to move Shrek's spoon from left to right, and click to sink the eyeballs and other strange objects back into the sludge. The more stuff you knock down, the more points you get! GET IT TWISTED I ♥♥♥♥ YOUR DAD GET IT TWISTED YOUR DAD ♥♥♥♥♥ ME GET IT TWISTED I AM YOUR DAD AND I ♥♥♥♥ MYSELF i'm like if that mario paint "meow" sample was a person who didn't care for the french and just wanted a hamburger. Seriously, though, what business do you have coming back to this town, you lying freak? i TOLD you what'd happen the next time i saw you, now, are you buying or selling? buying or selling, bud? we've got like ten seconds here.