Recent reviews by spneko

Once upon a time in a realm called "the internet", not so far away yet so secluded, there was a mad king. And the mad king used to be a peasant. That is why he's been discriminating any other monarchs and lords who called themselves "the masterrace".

It's been a while and, after a lot of pressure, the king announced equality amongst ALL his people. All the peasants who laughed at the masterrace shook in fear, hearing that the already superior lords would get the only thing that made them unique. But it was only a tease, the masterrace, prepearing for a feast got destroyed economically by the king, who tricked them into paying for equality, but denied them the service afterwards.

The masterrace, in it's glory, wasn't fased though, they survived the backstab and continued on living, waiting for the promised, sweet, equality to happen. And then after years of anticipation, the mad old king once again promised equality. This time it seemed more reasonable and the mad king even offered a reward for every lord that would support the king's campaign into achieving equality. And so it happened, thousands upon thousands of members of the masterrace payed the king. Yet the king, who managed to decieve the lords, postponed equality once again.

The masterrace, now furious, felt exploited, like a cheap ♥♥♥♥♥. Every lord in "the steaming lands of a star made out of rock" prepared for a riot. And after months of preparation, days before the attack, there it was again. The ultimate tease, equality right beneath the masterrace's palm, like eve's forbidden fruit. So tempting that riots were called to stop because of the hypnotizing countdown.

And there it was. The peasants fear, the masterrace's glory. The edict. The only thing that could make countries go to war and declare peace. GTA V, the declaration of equality. The mad's kind fetish that used to be a way to play around with lords like lab mice.

Equality ...

to be honest though, ♥♥♥♥ console peasants, pc masterrace for the win!

killed a guy 5 times, he got pissed and sunk my APC

10/10

♥♥♥♥ got scorpions that are archers 10/10

you can craft ♥♥♥♥ and stuff

10/10

AWESOME

there is no game out there that I got as much into as I got with cs:go. All started with me watching competative matches on warowl's channel. and I saw these elite players with their godlike skills and fancy new skins (the arms deal update came around). and I was like damn, I want to play like them. so I bought the game. I wasn't sucking bad because I'm a visual learner and learned most of the basics by watching the pros play. but I wanted more. I learned the spray patterns, shot a wall to learn the recoil over and over again and soon it came to the point where I surpassed all other players in casual matches with ease. the spray patterns where in my muscle memory, my reflexes with the awp improved, my nades landed where I wanted them to land and the addiction swallowed me whole. I'm going to break 1000 hours this week, I have a 300 euro inventory, a clan that get's better and better by day, a youtube channel and the best thing: endless fun. You can play gun games, awp servers, minigames, jails, hide and seeks, deathruns, aim servers, knife servers, surfs, deathmatches, demolition games and many more not considering casual and matchmaking games. And if you think you will get bored of the maps you're wrong. The maps don't create the gameplay experience, it's the players + every half a year there comes out a new operation with additional new community created maps and community created weapon skins. it costs 5 euros, but if your friend has the operation you can join his game anytime without being blocked by the game or forced to charge. CS:GO is a game that will 100 % occupy you if you're eager and competative or even if you just love community based games with a sht ton of human interactions through VoIP