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WHOEVER GAVE ME THE CLOWN AWARD I WILL F*CKING take you out for a wonderful dinner, thank you for implying you find me humorous, it is a most welcome compliment. Do have splendid day!
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if you waste your time endlessly self moderating game forums and argue with any person who has even the slightest criticism for your favorite slopware you play, please direct yourself to the nearest BBC to service
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Evading taxes since 1975
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Things i love:
THUGS (oiled up of course)
manta rays
things i hate:
jannies (especially the cyberpunk forum ones)
Philosophers (nobody cares bro get a job)
Reddit (yucky)
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List of things I'VE said:

i hate video games I wish they didn't exist

BOYCOTT PREORDERING ♥♥♥♥ PREORDERING BAN IT NOW!!! I HATE MONEY!!!

OH MY HECKIN SOYLENT I love le yearly hand fed 70 dollar copy paste early access AAA title PLEASE LET ME GIVE YOU MORE MONEY ANTICHRIST!!!

what is going on bro

F*CK THE CYBERPUNK FORUMS JANNIES

HYPERBOREA IS REAL AND IT WAS EGYPT (ok i didn't say this one my friend did)

also i'm wearing that jester as a badge of honor keep em coming

Chudz, commies, lefty anarchists and boomer conservatives should all (Filtered by Steam)

As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years

21 and Single White Male...
-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled
-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative -He's lonely...
Seeking a CUTE 18-21 SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION
*18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charolettesville or Ruckersville area
*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality
*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle
If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
(And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)
Have a nice day :)

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.

As a Gamer-American (Gamerican for short), you cannot possibly believe the daily struggle to simple survive in today’s P2W society. Each minute, I wonder if the McDonald’s WiFi will suddenly cut out, or be privatized, in which case I would have to bend once again to the will of society and either walk across the street (yes, walk) to Dunkin’ or I will have to willingly ask what their WiFi password is. Can non-gamers even begin to comprehend what an absolute terror my life is like on a daily basis? I’ve been kicked out of 5 different Burger Kings, simply because my “Desktop was taking up 3 tables,” or “Masturbating in public is “””illegal”””.”

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